And there’s the Mexican couple who named their twin boys Jose and Hose B. And the mom just gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl, and was knocked out and her brother named the kids: the girl was Denice, the boy was Denephew.
You can still see it on PBS, the singing has no soul as they just go for the hooks, BUT look on you tube, there is a print of two of them singing ‘one toke over the line’ they clearly had no clue what the song was about and went with it because of lines like ‘sweet jesus’ I’d love to know what happened when someone told them what they had a song about.
‘And now a snappy little tune from the Lemon Sisters.’ ( I know, Lennon Sisters.) We’ve all got similar accents in North Dakota. Except for Peggy Lee and Angie Dickenson.
dadthedawg Premium Member 4 months ago
…..and they sing a champagne music song, with bubbles.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 4 months ago
My father, every Sunday morning played Polka music in our car on the tube type radio. Then again there wasn’t much else on
OldsVistaCruiser 4 months ago
Welk’s California license plates read A1ANA2.
Zykoic 4 months ago
“Somebody turn off the bubble machine..” Stan Freberg’s spoof of Lawrence Welk….1950s?
MeanBob Premium Member 4 months ago
Wunnerful.
blunebottle 4 months ago
OK, since we’re playing trivia…
We all know who Donald Duck’s nephews were: Huey, Dewey and Louie. Do you know who Daisy’s nieces were? April, May and June.
How about Mickey’s nephews? Bonus points if you can name Minnie’s nieces.
comixbomix 4 months ago
Accordion to whom?
Eric Thom Premium Member 4 months ago
Ohhh bad Dad joke
littlejohn Premium Member 4 months ago
What was Lawrence Welk’s favorite mountain range?
The Polkanos.
alikgator 4 months ago
Ook that joke I will never understand !
GROG Premium Member 4 months ago
I remember them!
MichaelDoolen 4 months ago
You have to be of a certain age to get that
donlackie 4 months ago
LOL – That I get the joke makes me feel really old.
MacGuyver 4 months ago
Was today’s strip guest written by Pastis?
Differentname 4 months ago
Now we’re dating ourselves.
Mountain Meg 4 months ago
And there’s the Mexican couple who named their twin boys Jose and Hose B. And the mom just gave birth to twins, a boy and a girl, and was knocked out and her brother named the kids: the girl was Denice, the boy was Denephew.
elbow macaroni 4 months ago
Who’s Lawrence Welk?
curtisrus 4 months ago
Been hanging out with Stephan Pastis I see.
Diat60 4 months ago
I guess we know which trivia team is going to lose.
trainnut1956 4 months ago
If he had triplets, he could have named them Anna, Dianna and Trianna
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 4 months ago
You can still see it on PBS, the singing has no soul as they just go for the hooks, BUT look on you tube, there is a print of two of them singing ‘one toke over the line’ they clearly had no clue what the song was about and went with it because of lines like ‘sweet jesus’ I’d love to know what happened when someone told them what they had a song about.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 4 months ago
“Tank you Bobby and Cissy. Wasn’t dat delightful”
ladykat 4 months ago
LOL!
PassinThru 4 months ago
This joke is an age filter – those of us who laughed are old.
bobbyferrel 4 months ago
A crotch is where he keeps his car.
Just-me 4 months ago
I enjoyed watching the Lawrence Welk show. Wunnerful, Wunnerful.
ilexrdh 4 months ago
IYKYK . . .Boomers know!
SofaKing 4 months ago
Who else reads Mother Goose and Grimm? Mom’s boyfriend seems to be Irv.
mousefumanchu Premium Member 4 months ago
Hit it with your horn Harry! Stan Freberg
tpcox928 4 months ago
Great!
wildlandwaters 4 months ago
I thought they’d all fall off their stools!
goboboyd 4 months ago
‘And now a snappy little tune from the Lemon Sisters.’ ( I know, Lennon Sisters.) We’ve all got similar accents in North Dakota. Except for Peggy Lee and Angie Dickenson.
Another Take 4 months ago
That joke is a golden oldie just like Welk’s music.
eddi-TBH 4 months ago
Mom loved it so we watched it. Listened anyway. I usually had a book or my homework.
Paul D Premium Member 4 months ago
I came across some “Sing Along with Mitch” (Miller) clips recently. My Mom always said, “Those guys aren’t much to look at, but they sure can sing.”
namelocdet 4 months ago
Rim Shot!