I once knew a pretty woman that once said she just wanted a rich guy to take care of her. The trouble was she was so mean, no rich guy could tolerate her.
On the Jack Benny show, Phil Hartman told everyone his future wife was going to have a fur coat, a Cadillac and a big house. They asked him how that was expected to happen on a bandleader’s pay. He replied he would just keep looking until he found a woman who had those things. :)
He eventually married Alice Faye, a fabulously wealthy movie star. Just goes to show you.
She Does care what color his Parachute is, though.
And, when they split the Yacht after the divorce, she wants the Stern because that’s where the outboard Motor is. And, she’s going to need that to get to the virgin Islands for her Recycling.
dadthedawg Premium Member 6 months ago
Well, yacht-ti-da…..
C 6 months ago
And there it is
The dude from FL Premium Member 6 months ago
This is where size matters!
LookingGlass Premium Member 6 months ago
With YOUR luck, you’ll end up with a guy with a ….. dinghy!!!
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Ubintold 6 months ago
She likes playing yacht-sy.
jcwrocks69 6 months ago
Typical!
Diat60 6 months ago
Well, maybe an opportunity – I read somewhere that Melania is thinking of divorce.
rshive 6 months ago
A bird related to Henry Ford?
ladykat 6 months ago
I never cared about the yacht. It’s what’s inside the man that mattered to me.
preacherman Premium Member 6 months ago
I once knew a pretty woman that once said she just wanted a rich guy to take care of her. The trouble was she was so mean, no rich guy could tolerate her.
LONNYMARQUEZ 6 months ago
then she doesn’t want to use the internet dating, a Porsche can turn into a Pinto
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
“I went out with this wealthy guy once and…yachta yachta yachta…he never called me again.”
kathleenhicks62 6 months ago
Yacht!? Yuck!
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 6 months ago
Ah you just want to sunbathe on the foredeck
andersjg Premium Member 6 months ago
She’s not going to find one in Roz’s.
KEA 6 months ago
okay… now Santa Baby is playing in my head
Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago
Most are white on the exterior. The interior design choices are numerous and that is where the choice of colour comes into play.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
an’ he so had his hopes up…for a nanosecond anyway…
'IndyMan' 6 months ago
Well, that let’s you out, Cosmo. Don’t think she would take kindly to your old DeSoto, even though it is a ‘land yacht’ ! ! ! !
Fuzzy Kombu 6 months ago
I do believe that I’ve met her…quite briefly.
ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago
Now that’s a yacht of baloney.
gammaguy 6 months ago
She’s looking for a catch that can prove it’s not a rowboat. The maximum number of allowed tries is 3.
mistercatworks 6 months ago
On the Jack Benny show, Phil Hartman told everyone his future wife was going to have a fur coat, a Cadillac and a big house. They asked him how that was expected to happen on a bandleader’s pay. He replied he would just keep looking until he found a woman who had those things. :)
He eventually married Alice Faye, a fabulously wealthy movie star. Just goes to show you.
bakana 6 months ago
She Does care what color his Parachute is, though.
And, when they split the Yacht after the divorce, she wants the Stern because that’s where the outboard Motor is. And, she’s going to need that to get to the virgin Islands for her Recycling.