Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for May 09, 2024

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    dadthedawg Premium Member 6 months ago

    Well, yacht-ti-da…..

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    C  6 months ago

    And there it is

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 6 months ago

    This is where size matters!

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 6 months ago

    With YOUR luck, you’ll end up with a guy with a ….. dinghy!!!

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    Ubintold  6 months ago

    She likes playing yacht-sy.

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    jcwrocks69  6 months ago

    Typical!

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    Diat60  6 months ago

    Well, maybe an opportunity – I read somewhere that Melania is thinking of divorce.

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    rshive  6 months ago

    A bird related to Henry Ford?

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    ladykat  6 months ago

    I never cared about the yacht. It’s what’s inside the man that mattered to me.

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    preacherman Premium Member 6 months ago

    I once knew a pretty woman that once said she just wanted a rich guy to take care of her. The trouble was she was so mean, no rich guy could tolerate her.

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    LONNYMARQUEZ  6 months ago

    then she doesn’t want to use the internet dating, a Porsche can turn into a Pinto

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    “I went out with this wealthy guy once and…yachta yachta yachta…he never called me again.”

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    kathleenhicks62  6 months ago

    Yacht!? Yuck!

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  6 months ago

    Ah you just want to sunbathe on the foredeck

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    andersjg Premium Member 6 months ago

    She’s not going to find one in Roz’s.

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    KEA  6 months ago

    okay… now Santa Baby is playing in my head

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    Teto85 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Most are white on the exterior. The interior design choices are numerous and that is where the choice of colour comes into play.

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    an’ he so had his hopes up…for a nanosecond anyway…

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    'IndyMan'  6 months ago

    Well, that let’s you out, Cosmo. Don’t think she would take kindly to your old DeSoto, even though it is a ‘land yacht’ ! ! ! !

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    Fuzzy Kombu  6 months ago

    I do believe that I’ve met her…quite briefly.

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    Now that’s a yacht of baloney.

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    gammaguy  6 months ago

    She’s looking for a catch that can prove it’s not a rowboat. The maximum number of allowed tries is 3.

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    mistercatworks  6 months ago

    On the Jack Benny show, Phil Hartman told everyone his future wife was going to have a fur coat, a Cadillac and a big house. They asked him how that was expected to happen on a bandleader’s pay. He replied he would just keep looking until he found a woman who had those things. :)

    He eventually married Alice Faye, a fabulously wealthy movie star. Just goes to show you.

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    bakana  6 months ago

    She Does care what color his Parachute is, though.

    And, when they split the Yacht after the divorce, she wants the Stern because that’s where the outboard Motor is. And, she’s going to need that to get to the virgin Islands for her Recycling.

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