That did happen to me. I had a BAD toe stub and the nail turned black. Around a month later I took my socks off for bed and the nail stayed. Wife thought that was incredibly gross.
I might be deluded, but, for some reason, I’m thinking there is a false panel in the trunk, that’s hiding a real treasure, and the socks were camouflage, or, there is something in each of the socks.
seanfear 7 months ago
Adam’s mother or grandmother seem to never had a biscuit canister full of sewing tools …. that’s why he’s surprised…
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
From Not Always Right : TMI Am Out Of Here!
A customer comes up to me in the pharmacy, drops his underwear, and shows me all his intimate bits covered in some kind of rash.
Customer: “What do I need?”
Me: “A doctor and a sense of boundaries…”
NOT my story but I would bet money it was in a Wal-Mart!
snsurone76 7 months ago
You could make sock puppets, y’know.
mccollunsky 7 months ago
Hmm burn those socks.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member 7 months ago
But it was Jimmy Hoffa’s toenail!
Cactus-Pete 7 months ago
Maybe they’re magic. The mothholes seem to be gone.
Macushlalondra 7 months ago
I agree with Adam. It was supposed to be full of money, not old socks! Who stored old socks this way?
danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago
Getting rid of the socks might clear up that funk he’s been in.
nosirrom 7 months ago
They are precious. The previous owner was a sock puppeteer.
Doctor Toon 7 months ago
Did Adam think to check the treasure chest for a false bottom?
Silly question, Adam doesn’t think
markkahler52 7 months ago
At least it wasn’t underwear!!
The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago
Is there a toe attached to that nail?
landyk 7 months ago
That did happen to me. I had a BAD toe stub and the nail turned black. Around a month later I took my socks off for bed and the nail stayed. Wife thought that was incredibly gross.
Doug K 7 months ago
I think the law actually only applies to buried treasure chests.
cdward 7 months ago
But maybe they’re Gold Toe socks.
FassEddie 7 months ago
It ain’t the socks. That case belonged to Winston Churchill. He kept his weekend booze in there.
ladykat 7 months ago
Are they holey socks?
cuzinron47 7 months ago
And then there’s eerie laughter from the ghost saying “What a maroon”.
moonfrogger 7 months ago
Note to self: Do not read cartoons while eating lunch.
Allan CB Premium Member 7 months ago
That was a teenage boys collection. You should remember that, Adam.
Bozo T 7 months ago
So, definitely NOT brown then!
bookworm0812 7 months ago
First of all, EEW. And second, I thought all the socks were brown.
stamps 7 months ago
Now just put them into a time capsule for future generations to discover.
chriscc63 7 months ago
Sersly Adam? you couldnt make it a kids treasure map or something
r.feinberg 7 months ago
GUH…. We did NOT need to hear that, Laura. NOT HELPING.
eced52 7 months ago
Eew!
tinstar 7 months ago
I might be deluded, but, for some reason, I’m thinking there is a false panel in the trunk, that’s hiding a real treasure, and the socks were camouflage, or, there is something in each of the socks.
aussie399 Premium Member 4 months ago
How does she know? Are they actually her socks?