Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for April 23, 2024

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    seanfear  7 months ago

    Adam’s mother or grandmother seem to never had a biscuit canister full of sewing tools …. that’s why he’s surprised…

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    Yakety Sax  7 months ago

    From Not Always Right : TMI Am Out Of Here!

    A customer comes up to me in the pharmacy, drops his underwear, and shows me all his intimate bits covered in some kind of rash.

    Customer: “What do I need?”

    Me: “A doctor and a sense of boundaries…”

    NOT my story but I would bet money it was in a Wal-Mart!

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    snsurone76  7 months ago

    You could make sock puppets, y’know.

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    mccollunsky  7 months ago

    Hmm burn those socks.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member 7 months ago

    But it was Jimmy Hoffa’s toenail!

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    Cactus-Pete  7 months ago

    Maybe they’re magic. The mothholes seem to be gone.

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    Macushlalondra  7 months ago

    I agree with Adam. It was supposed to be full of money, not old socks! Who stored old socks this way?

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    danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Getting rid of the socks might clear up that funk he’s been in.

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    nosirrom  7 months ago

    They are precious. The previous owner was a sock puppeteer.

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    Doctor Toon  7 months ago

    Did Adam think to check the treasure chest for a false bottom?

    Silly question, Adam doesn’t think

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    markkahler52  7 months ago

    At least it wasn’t underwear!!

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    The Reader Premium Member 7 months ago

    Is there a toe attached to that nail?

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    landyk  7 months ago

    That did happen to me. I had a BAD toe stub and the nail turned black. Around a month later I took my socks off for bed and the nail stayed. Wife thought that was incredibly gross.

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    Doug K  7 months ago

    I think the law actually only applies to buried treasure chests.

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    cdward  7 months ago

    But maybe they’re Gold Toe socks.

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    FassEddie  7 months ago

    It ain’t the socks. That case belonged to Winston Churchill. He kept his weekend booze in there.

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    Are they holey socks?

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    cuzinron47  7 months ago

    And then there’s eerie laughter from the ghost saying “What a maroon”.

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    moonfrogger  7 months ago

    Note to self: Do not read cartoons while eating lunch.

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    Allan CB Premium Member 7 months ago

    That was a teenage boys collection. You should remember that, Adam.

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    Bozo T  7 months ago

    So, definitely NOT brown then!

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    bookworm0812  7 months ago

    First of all, EEW. And second, I thought all the socks were brown.

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    stamps  7 months ago

    Now just put them into a time capsule for future generations to discover.

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    chriscc63  7 months ago

    Sersly Adam? you couldnt make it a kids treasure map or something

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    r.feinberg  7 months ago

    GUH…. We did NOT need to hear that, Laura. NOT HELPING.

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    eced52  7 months ago

    Eew!

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    tinstar  7 months ago

    I might be deluded, but, for some reason, I’m thinking there is a false panel in the trunk, that’s hiding a real treasure, and the socks were camouflage, or, there is something in each of the socks.

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    aussie399 Premium Member 4 months ago

    How does she know? Are they actually her socks?

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