Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for May 03, 2024

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

When they were handing out brains, he thought they said trains, so he chose a long, slow one.

If God hadn’t intended for us to pick our own nose, our fingers wouldn’t have fit perfectly inside the nostrils.

I do not believe that this is real.

Just don’t choose the one that has the magic nose goblins

(a nod to Ren & Stimpy)

I thought it was a booger, bit it’s not.

Pick a winner, Dave! ツ

What was the elementary school playground saying? You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.

And thus, Dave became a clown (big red nose) and joined a circus.

What a clown!

Oh, come on, Dave! This was all you could find?

Moses supposes his noses are roses

I said Roman not roaming. :)

At Last !!!!

My day has arrived!

That was a real RUNNY punchline

Everybody’s doing it, doing it

Picking their nose and chewing it, chewing it.

Yeah Dave … pick the red one – it’s a honker …!

( snoot funny? )

Is that your nose – or are you just happy to see me?

If you are picking your nose and picking your seat, you will want to do the nose first. Trust me. I know about this sh!t.

Dave, what is your source? The only place I found had it for April 23.

Ohhhh EWWWWW!!!! (Seriously Dave??? )

So… plastic surgeon’s favorite day.

But…he already has a nose here.

Pick a good booger that you can live with. Otherwise, snot worth it….

when they said noses he thought they said hoses and said “I’ll take an extra long one”

“Roxanne”??

You, uh, struck gold with this one, Dave.

This is a variation of a joke my mother told me 6 decades ago!

how does the saying go

you can pick your nose

you can pick your friends

but you can’t pick your friends nose!