Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 22, 2024

It can really dish out the insults.

Wash out his mouth with soap.

She was a dish, and she was stacked, but he was not responsible.

It’s not only irritable, it’s irritating. [It’s so annoying, you almost want to hit it – it’s punch-able. (If it was larger, it could be a punch bowl.)]

stick a fork in it!

In need of some therapy

Take it to a bar and fill it with some “complimentary” nuts (or pretzels). That should even things out.

He’s been stewing for a long time.

This one’s a keeper, thanks Dave!

He’s got a lot on his plate.

I would downgrade it to the cat’s dish, and let it complain to the cat as much as it wants,

Watch out for Crabby Cup!

It’s all part of a new bowl movement.

Love it!

“Accept that you’re just a cereal holder. That’s Life.”

They sure can dish it out, but can they take it too?

I would think if you ate really hot chili and went to the loo, you would have irritable bowl syndrome.

Very funny!

Stop complaining or you’ll have to deal with the gazpacho.

“Hey, what’s in the bowl, b——?”—-Andrew “Dice” Clay

You oughta put it out of it’s misery.

he really hates getting bowled out like that…

“That’s enough outta you, Bowl, ya goin’ in the dishwasher . . . "

If you don’t quit complaining, he’s going to put you in the garbage disposal!