The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 19, 2024

ZOT!

As long as their neighbor stays buckled up and can’t lean their way, I guess they’re safe.

“Hey! I didn’t know this flight had a meal service.”

Bad seating arrangement.

“This is your captain speaking. Welcome to Aardvark Air. After the fasten seat belt sign goes out please enjoy our in-flight buffet located in seats 12 A & B.”

Anticipation.

Look up in the air. Wow, the passengers look like ants!

Whoa-oh here she comes; watch out boys, she’ll chew you up! Whoa-oh here she comes, she’s an…

Statistically, if you have an anteater on your flight, there are no ants.

I wonder if they’ll try to eat the kids apple?

The statistics leave room for disaster for a reason.

They may experience some turbulants.

Antie up!

This one is in the finest “Far Side” tradition!

Service animals?

Nice airline. They have inflight meals.

And the Anteater says “Is that all there is? So typical of airline snacks>”.

Love the ants with seatbelts!

It’s not aard to see where this is going to end up.

DO NOT recline!

Must be the lesser known passenger variant of the F-111.

That Frank and his antics.

ZOT ZOT

The in flight movie will be Pink Panther cartoons

“♫ Eyeing little ants with bad intent…♫” to the music of Aqualung by Jethro Tull!

“♫ Anti-tih-suh-pay-yay-shun…♫”

I’m an anteater, I eat ants!! (Jackie Mason)

I hate being seated in front of a nosy passenger!

Uncle!

The ants are fidgety. Is it correct to say they might “have ants in their pants”?

“There’s lies, d@mn3d lies, and then there’s statistics!”