Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 25, 2024

I’m sure he’ll heed the advice … he’s a considerate gentleman…

And don’t let it hit you in the back…

He’s leaving her for good. Her good.

Don’t let the door hit you where the dog should’ve bit you!

BTW, whatever happened to the pigeons?

don’t let the door hit you where the Lord split you!

My all-time favorite Andy episode was the one where Andy was storming out, with his suitcase, vowing never to return, and Flo was sobbing into her hanky. A surveyor comes by, and asks Flo “Do you know Andy Capp?” Flo replies, “I should do, I’ve been studying dramatics under him for twenty odd years!” If this here toon site weren’t so pathetic, it would let ELDO back in to give all us Cappers the actual link to the toon. Free Eldo!

You can’t leave, Andy. Who the heck would want you?

Flo is always so practical.

Let him leave. Good riddance to bad rubbish as the British say.

…aaannnnd don’t let the door hit you in the ar_se.

RBION – Teaching Scottish people how to walk…

The suitcase is filled will ale!

in years past, the suitcase would be empty

Not what you expected , eh Andy?

Flo must be crying…tears of joy, that is. :D

For whose good are you leaving her, Andy?

Where are his pigeons? Who’s going to take care of them?

Don’t take him back, Flo. Get rid of the louse and improve your life immediately.

Now, don’t you ‘fret none for Andy will surely to come back when he’s ran out of good luck and money which won’t be long at all!

Since the lock is loose, this will be a good time to change it.

Here, I’ll help ya out the window!!

Door musta been made by Boeing.

Where are the pigeons?

Great come back Flo!

Poor Andy can’t even make a dramatic exit by door slamming. Haha.

xxx

Just out of curiousity, where would he go?

Happy Passover, Cappers! :)

How long will Andy leave Flo until he needs money for pub or bookies

Seriously Flo?

Andy, has Flo ever begged you to stay in these situations?