A farmer decides to sell his home and shows a potential buyer around- “there’s only 1 downside it’s an old farm and all we have is an outhouse” the buyer says “oh, well thats fine- is there a lock?”
The farmer says “Sir, I’ve lived hear near on 60 years and all that time no one has ever tried to steal a bucket of sh*t”
The dude from FL Premium Member 8 months ago
Man, I’m slow tonight. Took a few!
Sanspareil 8 months ago
Out houses are not dragon proof!
blunebottle 8 months ago
Just like a cat.
Gent 8 months ago
Now dragon, sits on that lil doggie house like Snoopy and waits for him.
BigDaveGlass 8 months ago
Henry is flushed with excitement…….
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
What’s the difference between Dragon Breath, and Out-House odor?
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?
They both store icy BMs.
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?
Scenta-Peed
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
A farmer decides to sell his home and shows a potential buyer around- “there’s only 1 downside it’s an old farm and all we have is an outhouse” the buyer says “oh, well thats fine- is there a lock?”
The farmer says “Sir, I’ve lived hear near on 60 years and all that time no one has ever tried to steal a bucket of sh*t”
littlejohn Premium Member 8 months ago
Did you hear about the new book called “100 Miles to the Next Restroom”?
It’s by Willie Makit and Betty Wunt.
stillfickled Premium Member 8 months ago
Happy tail!!!
rob.home 8 months ago
There is only one suitable word for this: “TRUMP”
phritzg Premium Member 8 months ago
That’s what he gets for trying to invent the incinerating toilet.
dbrucepm 8 months ago
my wife’s dog always follows her into the bathroom
Gameguy49 Premium Member 8 months ago
He needs a minute, there’s still paperwork to finish.
Goat from PBS 8 months ago
“Censorsheep! Censorsheep!”
-Crocs, Pearls Before Swine
Just-me 8 months ago
Yeah, our dogs always wanted to join us when we are, umm, busy in the bathroom.
rockyridge1977 8 months ago
…don’t have telephones….but they got pets!!!!!
Angry Indeed Premium Member 8 months ago
Shame on you, Wiz. You should’ve built Henry his own outhouse. Now you have to share.
ms-ss 8 months ago
Don’t know about where you live, but around here outhouses arent’ built up on stilts.
blakerl 8 months ago
Don’t let him sneeze !!!! Sneezing is Dangers !!!!!
tcayer 8 months ago
The dragon must be part German Shepherd.
JHL1 8 months ago
If that was me I’d be done already
pripley 8 months ago
I like Henry! That’s not an earth shattering thought…but it’s worth saying.
kathleenhicks62 8 months ago
Needs some time. . . .
will.pittenger1 8 months ago
Wait till that dragon breath turns the stuff under the outhouse on fire.
cactusbob333 8 months ago
That outhouse is now an uphouse.