I always made sure I had a sheet of paper in my hand when I left the shop area. When my version of Rita would try to get in my way, I’d hold up the paper and say “busy”, then keep walking away from her. Most times, I was heading for the coffee maker. Sometimes, it was actual work.
jmworacle about 1 month ago
Not even Global Tel Link went to this extreme.
Pharmakeus Ubik about 1 month ago
Maybe a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano would work better.
The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago
That new machine keeps spilling the coffee!
I was FRAMED!!!!!! about 1 month ago
Does she actually think that the trap is stronger than someone looking for coffee? She is mistaken.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
Nice try, Rita, but even HR knows entrapment when they see it.
bikamper about 1 month ago
I always made sure I had a sheet of paper in my hand when I left the shop area. When my version of Rita would try to get in my way, I’d hold up the paper and say “busy”, then keep walking away from her. Most times, I was heading for the coffee maker. Sometimes, it was actual work.
MichaelD Premium Member about 1 month ago
You can get coffee in the break room. Bait it with “vacation time”.
95 about 1 month ago
It’s ok. Donna must have set it. Safety is on…
dv about 1 month ago
I don’t drink coffee, maybe put a cupcake or a donut there?
ladykat about 1 month ago
Rita, you can’t do that.
ChessPirate about 1 month ago
Someone switched the coffee for a Water Bottle and Rita wasn’t a bother for the rest of the day…
usnelsons Premium Member about 1 month ago
As designed, this trap won’t spring anyway.
rshive about 1 month ago
Probably spiked coffee.
PoodleGroomer about 1 month ago
Coffee gets cold. Some have lost their affinity for donuts. A hot cinnamon roll in the trap would be infallible.
coffeeturtle about 1 month ago
THIS IS DIABOLICAL!!!!!
BOOOOO!
mousefumanchu Premium Member about 1 month ago
At least the bait works.
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
I’m pretty sure Rita is not a catch and release kind of person.
gmu328 about 1 month ago
tempting, though … must resist as I have surgery this morning …
Jkendr46 about 1 month ago
Somewhere on this planet an employer will actually consider trying this on their employees….