Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 22, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 8 months ago

    But look how many Mark Kay cosmetics he sold.

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    Concretionist  8 months ago

    In my experience, my intuition is better than the GPS when it gets confuzzled. Which it does much less often than it useta, but it firmly led us wrong only a couple of years ago on the way to a country wedding site. Fortunately, we did arrive only a little late… which was fine because weddings NEVER start on schedule.

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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    Not really the brains of the operation, is he?

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    The Orange Mailman  8 months ago

    In the book the tin man chopped down a tree to get them across an enormous gorge. There were creatures that were going to kill them if they didn’t get across in time.

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    Munch  8 months ago

    Looks like they’re getting close to the Flint Hills.

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    ladykat  8 months ago

    Beware of shortcuts. They can be longer in the long run.

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    uniquename  8 months ago

    If you have a yellow brick road, why do you need a GPS?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  8 months ago

    Goodbye yellow brick road.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    The sign and the roadblock is a trick of the witch. They should go around it and continue to drive on down this road.

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    paranormal  8 months ago

    There’s no yellow brick road through the Poppy field…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 8 months ago

    I don’t see Toto. Did he run on ahead? Perhaps they should’a’ followed him.

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    wildlandwaters  8 months ago

    you mean he can’t pull around it??

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    Julie478 Premium Member 8 months ago

    How many sang it? I did!

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    Lablubber   8 months ago

    In his defense he’ll make a straw man argument.

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    BigBoy  8 months ago

    That was a really bad shortcut. Look, now we’re UNDER the rainbow. What have you done? We’ll never get there from here.

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    Not Again  8 months ago

    A short cut is the longest distance between two points.

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    Chris Sherlock  8 months ago

    If he only had a brain…

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    BRBurns1960  8 months ago

    He has the courage to follow his heart.

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    geese28  8 months ago

    Maybe a pot of gold by that rainbow

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  8 months ago

    I had a man drive by today and ask where to find a certain address. Although the name of the street he was looking for matched the name of the street he was on, there was no such number on any of the mail boxes or houses. So I looked at what Mr. Google Maps had to say. According to that, the address existed and consisted of a 50 foot long and 5 foot wide median street in the middle of the road.

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