Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 16, 2024

You’ll feel better after a spritz

Just go with the flow.

Strange Bidets indeed!

Mama said, Mama said!

Bidet by Dave.

Terd’s plumbing?

Love Ralph’s umbrella.

Knock on porcelain, mine just turned 14. Made in Japan. Still squirting the nether regions.

Terd’s Plumbing? Maybe his last name is Cruz?

Must Terd’s Plumbing. Surely….

Bidet In The Life…

That pun is just too good to mess with, Dave!

Ouch! Great pun!

His last name is actually Ferguson. (RIP Norm.)

The fountain of youth.

Oh, dear.

What did she say about them?

He won’t get to enjoy the day, he’ll just toilet away.

Isn’t that what bidets are supposed to do?

After you have a Bidet you never want to go back to a regular toilet

..with that faucet, that’s a sink, not a bidet..

Even Henny Youngman would have flushed that joke down the drain.

Could bidets before it’s fixed.

At Ellis Island, his forebear arrived with the name Schertz, so it was American-Anglicized.

Great for blockages. Just yesterday, a random TV YouTube dissed toilet paper roughness in favor of bidet cleansing, but admitted you’d still need some to dry off.

Cue John Lennon: ♪ “Nobody told me there’d be days like these / Strange days indeed / Most peculiar, mama” ♪

My plumbing folks wear T-shirts that proudly state

“Your shlt helps buy our shlt” …!

( family run & on their trucks too )

In Australia it’s “G’Day, Bidet”

I love this! LOL!

That’s what you get for going with the installer with the lowest bid, eh?

You’ve got some really serious problems if the water is shooting up from the trap like that!… (gonna need a bigger wrench!)

I’m glad Ralph has an umbrella.

when he starts swearing he is a Cuss Terd

days like this leave him plumb tuckered out…