read this recently: a guy spots a sign at a home that says “talking dog for sale”. He goes in and asks the dog “so, what have you done with your life?” The dog replies “I lived in Alaska and helped deliver serum to sick children, I lived in the alps and helped rescue avalanche victims, and now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home”. Flabbergasted, the guy asks the owner “why on earth would you wanna get rid of an incredible dog like this?!” The owner says “because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!!”
I think if dogs could talk they would lose much of their appeal. It’s so wonderful to just be able to hug, and pet, and love them and tell them about your troubles and just unload life on them and not hear a voice telling you their opinion.
LawrenceS about 1 month ago
Crockett Johnson had a comic strip years ago, Barnaby. Gorgon, his dog, could speak… But never had anything of value to say.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member about 1 month ago
The intelligence of my Lizzie scares me, too!
purepaul about 1 month ago
Actually, it’s a blessing that neither dogs or cats share their thoughts about human behavior.
preacherman Premium Member about 1 month ago
So, my SAT was high because I can accept a talking dog? Amazing.
SquidGamerGal about 1 month ago
T-T-TALKING DOG?! Dogs are not suppose to talk! FLEE! It is the work of the Devil!!
ctolson about 1 month ago
What’s Grimmy doing, auditioning for a Simparica Trio commercial?
CaveCat87 about 1 month ago
Is Grimmy in obedience school? I thought his teacher was used to him actually talking.
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well it’s not the only reason.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Good one, Grimm!
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
read this recently: a guy spots a sign at a home that says “talking dog for sale”. He goes in and asks the dog “so, what have you done with your life?” The dog replies “I lived in Alaska and helped deliver serum to sick children, I lived in the alps and helped rescue avalanche victims, and now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home”. Flabbergasted, the guy asks the owner “why on earth would you wanna get rid of an incredible dog like this?!” The owner says “because he’s a liar! He never did any of that!!”
"It's the End of the World!!!" Premium Member about 1 month ago
I think if dogs could talk they would lose much of their appeal. It’s so wonderful to just be able to hug, and pet, and love them and tell them about your troubles and just unload life on them and not hear a voice telling you their opinion.
bwswolf about 1 month ago
Grimm ………………. I “DON’T” think she was ready for you to speak her language ………….. ;)
Doug K about 1 month ago
Some people do not realize the power their words have on others.
pippalhybrid about 1 month ago
She fell for Grimmy’s line!!!
Stephen Gilberg about 1 month ago
Given all the times Grimm has spoken to humans, has this lady been under a rock?
razzledazzle295 about 1 month ago
Ain’t it the truth?
Ron Bauerle about 1 month ago
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