Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for May 06, 2024

They’re all edible once.

Unfortunately that’s not the way most mushrooms kill you. It’s a VERY slow and painful death. BEWARE

No longer a Fungi…sorry couldn’t resist !

Wonder if his name was Claudius…ya I could do this all day!

He wasn’t eating them. He was smoking them.

It must be true; I saw it on the internet.

I bet that if I went through a chain of enough people I can find someone whose second cousin’s, next door neighbor’s hair dresser’s brother-in-law’s dog walker says that she was abducted by aliens and that her daughter is the result of the encounter.

Who needs critical thinking when you have such strong proof as this?

Now you tell me.

Obviously a poor choice. The morel would have been a better one.

" 911, what’s your emergency?"

“Yeah, Amanita ambulance out here quick!”

timing is everything

fortunately you had a guinea pig along with ya!

I was going to make a joke about psilocybin but that’s such an easy target, I decided not to.

Tik Tok vs. Wikipedia?

he put on his death cap instead of his thinking cap…

folks here in japan like to go out in the woods to collect edible weeds and get attacked by bears in spring. every year, there’s at least one story about someone who, oops, picked and ate poisonous daffodils, thinking that they were alpine leeks, called gyoja ninniku…

Are those 3 Yard Mushrooms?

Eat one and fall down Dead before you can walk 3 yards …