B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 07, 2024

That ticked him off.

Oh, my stars … that is goo-ross.

Tick talk.

Look’s like he got into RJ’s Twinkie stash at Over the Hedge.

I am now traumatized for the rest of the evening.

The deer tick is a very small tick. Once attached to a moose they can grow to the size of a large grape over the winter. Our winters have gotten so mild that a moose can have hundreds of thousands on them in spring. The ticks are literally sucking the life right out of them. Diminishing the moose population.

This is not (or not much of) an exaggeration. A tick really can expand about that much if it has enough blood that it can suck up.

What did the tick say to the clock?

What are you tocking about?

I really hope this whole COVID-19 thing gets cleared up before tick season

Because then we’d have corona with Lyme.

What do you call an argument between two ticks?

Politicks.

What’s a ticks favorite fruit?

Lyme

Why did the ticks lead a revolution?

Because the had the blood of the proletariat inside them.

My wife got out of the shower and asked me to check her for ticks…

I then asked her if she knew the time and she said “Do I look like I have a watch on me?” to which I responded with “You’re right, I just looked you over and I didn’t see a tick or a tock.”

Whoa. It the second biggest butt implant me has ever seen.

Looks like someone sure got stuck for the drinks.

I saw a video where if you squeeze the blood filled part of a tick it will make his legs open out, and they go back when you let go. (Well, maybe if you do it….I’m not squeezing any ticks today.)

UGH! Nothing worse than ticks.

Well, that sucks!

ew

Must be addicted!!!!!

Tick Talk ,can be tacky and a little tricky .

Worst part about a tick is the aftermath, the swelling and the itching can go on for days. I’ve got three bites on me now. The joys of living in a forest.

That’s one bloated tick!

Looks as if Harv is controlling as many portions as he possibly can.

Well, maybe not all.

We need common sense tick control. Contact your Congressman. He said sarcastically!!!

In tics? Nope.

I have to say that today’s B.C. strip was something out of The Argyle Sweater.

Pull out, Harv! You’ve hit an artery!

(Thanks, Larson)

There is NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING, funny about ticks. They only compare well to politicians.

The CDC reports that it’s more likely humans are bit by nymphs and female ticks. So perhaps Harv is actually Hilda.

Definitely not to be fun swattable like mosquitoes.

Don’t be lazy and do it all in a single trip.

Pace yourself.

Tight as a tick. (old term for drank too much)

Ew. Just… Ew.

Someone needs a diet. Hee hee.