Herman by Jim Unger for May 14, 2024

None of the above

There’s a wife for each day of the week. But… Never one on Sunday, when this notorious Love God rests.

He should have taken an insanity plea!

Bigamy is its own punishment.

He must be a keeper.

…and where did you hide the money?

Is his shirt upside down?

Back row, second from the left. The rest can go.

I hear the penalty for bigamy is having multiple mothers-in-law.

That’s bigamy.Yes, and it’s big of me, too. It’s big of all of us. I’m sick of these conventional marriages. One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother. But who wants to marry your grandmother?Groucho Marx

Pick the youngest. More likely to still be around when you get out.

Harold’s problem is that he’s picky and he just can’t stop picking.

Harry Mudd at the end of “I, Mudd.”

He thinks he’ll just stay put and not get out at all

He’s not Henry the 8th.

I got 999 problems, but a bi*ch ain’t one!

The blonde. Say the blonde.

I would think 6 Mothers-In-law would be punishment enough. 1 was two too many for me.

Not the one who’s talking.

“The definition of bigamy is having one too many wives. Some say, that’s the definition of monogamy.”

Can’t I just stay here in safety?

LOL, I can imagine this movie where some poor schmuck finds himself strangely attractive to unattractive women, and unable to say No and unable to tell one about the previous one… and the one before that… and the one before that… Wait, did they make a movie like that?

He’s the mark of the beast…

wow, he still has a choice?!

Must be in for being a mass merryer.

He doesn’t really have an option. He’s still married to the first one whether he likes it or not, and by the look of him, the only possible attraction would be his money—in which case, was he just too cheap to hire a decent lawyer? First-timer, non-violent, he wouldn’t normally even be inside at all.

Pick the one that gives the best conjugal visits

How about if I just start all over. Don’t call me, I’ll call you…..

I say the back row, third from the left, she looks almost normal.

Best to stay in jail

Hard decisions while doing hard time…

I’m staying in jail.