At one of my prior jobs we handed cookies out to the kids. The little ones often dropped theirs so we just gave them another one. One kid dropped his cookie and I was about to hand him another one when his mom picks up the dropped cookie from the floor, hands it to him, and says, “Oh, don’t worry about it. He hasn’t eaten his daily quota of dirt yet, anyway.” I thought I was going to bust a seam, I was laughing so hard.
phobos 6 months ago
Now that is a true friend
DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago
Huh? I think that’s a weird reaction to a talking dog. The pizza was a nice thought, though.
Ida No 6 months ago
Don’t be picky, Spud. You can always take the worms out first.
Ivy Valory Premium Member 6 months ago
Isn’t Wallace just the greatest pal of all time?
pschearer Premium Member 6 months ago
Isn’t mangled pizza just a calzone?
lrwells40 6 months ago
At one of my prior jobs we handed cookies out to the kids. The little ones often dropped theirs so we just gave them another one. One kid dropped his cookie and I was about to hand him another one when his mom picks up the dropped cookie from the floor, hands it to him, and says, “Oh, don’t worry about it. He hasn’t eaten his daily quota of dirt yet, anyway.” I thought I was going to bust a seam, I was laughing so hard.
posse1 Premium Member 6 months ago
& this is why I love my Sunday funnies! Job well Done Mr. Henry
LawrenceS 6 months ago
Never look a gift pizza in the mouth… Put it in yours.
crookedwolf Premium Member 6 months ago
A rare instance of one of these kids using a cellphone!
jschumaker 6 months ago
The third panel is hilarious.
Pigs_Will_Fly 6 months ago
Pizza is pizza. I’ll take it any day.
Turnhandle 6 months ago
Seagull looking up (longingly?) at the pizza box :-)
rockyridge1977 6 months ago
Two or three drop pizza?
scyphi26 6 months ago
Look, it’s the thought that counts, doesn’t it? And besides, don’t kid yourself, Spud—you’re still going to happily eat it anyway, admit it.
Aaronious 6 months ago
Wallace and company brings a smile to my face every day, but today’s ending has me laughing out loud.
BRBurns1960 6 months ago
It’s still pizza
prrdh 6 months ago
Don’t think of it as mangled; think of it as a pizza sandwich.
wordsmeet 6 months ago
“What about my slice? I also did my part?“ said Seagull.
phileaux 6 months ago
Now it’s undished pizza casserole
rick92040 6 months ago
I would never punish my child for calling 911 if they thought it was an emergency. I would just discuss what constitutes an emergency.
pchemcat 6 months ago
I sure wish I knew a “Wallace” when I was a kid. I was your typical “Rose”, but nerdy kids with good grades were always bullied back then.
Pigs_Will_Fly 6 months ago
Save a slice for Seagull, Spud!
GG_loves_comics Premium Member 6 months ago
Seagull could have helped carry the pizza.