Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 29, 2024

What you don’t want to hear is, “get your affairs in order”!!!!

Just look at that happy little tumour!

Fix it with Photoshop

50% of all doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class. He’s one of them.

Broken humerus.

No insurance? No problem, we’ve got debt collection lawyers. Yes, sir!

And that will be $21,743.57, please.

Sounds like tRump’s plan.

I’d change insurers, if such a thing is allowed in the States.

must be an HMO

A real rib tickler.

Nurse, hand me that Sharpie…

The doctor is a recent UCLA Med School graduate.

Since he had whatever the diagnosis is before the visit, it’s a preexisting condition.

Don’t you hate X-rays that cut off the people’s heads?

that should about do it!

“Thank you for choosing Walmart. How satisfied were you with your visit today?”

Was the smiley face covered by insurance?

My insurance has given me four different authorizations for basic services – located over 300 miles away. It took six weeks to get something reasonably nearby.