Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 21, 2024

Was it true?

Was it a “Hold my beer” kind of death?

Guess then he has never said sorry because that would have killed him first!

There’s a first time for everything. But some things don’t have a second.

How much longer do I have to hold his beer?

Classic – known a few curmudgeons exactly like that!!

So what is YOUR tombstone going to say? For mine, I’m considering “You want me to lose weight? Done!”

The Stupidity men do lives after them … the Goof is oft interred with their bones.

An aside: Has a graveside widower ever been done here?

The Count will take that one, Alex, “What did the atheist say to St Peter?”

He said it and it did kill him.

Possum Lodge, Men’s Prayer “I’m a man, but I can change, If I have to, I guess.”

Don’t know why that popped into my head?

This could easily be the epitaph of Steve Jobs. He should have accepted regular medical care rather than going to quacks in Mexico.

Something that the fat orange traitor T**** will never be heard to say!

Wiley – you are one of the only cartoonists that I print out and hang in my home for my kids to get a better / worse view of the world. Thank you.

He was wrong about the wild mushrooms being safe to eat.

Knew one like that, now passed. What a jerk.

I wonder if the widow wishes he had admitted it earlier in their marriage, assuming she’s his wife.

I’m always right. I thought I was wrong one time, but I was mistaken.

Big picture: the important thing is that he said it. He died a man.

It might not kill me to say it, but why take the chance?

My late wife only told me I was wrong when we were driving, and I should have gone another way. The rest of the time, she let me blunder my way through life.

Dead wrong, apparently.

Hmm… I get it, but I don’t think the conditional was right for this situation.

At least one person here should be grinning from ear to ear.

Actual grave in a Hollywood,Calif. cemetary

IF THIS IS HEAVEN, THEN WHERE’S THE CHOCOLATE?