JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 17, 2024

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    Jacob Mattingly   7 months ago

    I… did not see this coming. And i’m HOPING he means he broke up with her before he got together with Nichole and ont just before he proposed, otherwise his marriage is in danger.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 7 months ago

    Well, Zing!

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    LawrenceS  7 months ago

    She has a song about him, explaining why he’s a jerk. She has a song about all her ex-boyfriends… You know, after five or six breakups maybe you ought to wonder if you’re the jerk rather than your former significant other.

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    sueb1863  7 months ago

    He was cheating on her with Nicole?

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    Curtis Mathews  7 months ago

    Ruh Roh.

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    Sounds like we’ve got some new Jumpstart lore.

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    OldsVistaCruiser  7 months ago

    Marcus, are you sure that she didn’t kick you to the curb for being so cheap?

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member 7 months ago

    This should be … interesting. Has he told Nicole? If not, how will she react when he tells her? Will she think he just wants to see his famous, talented former girlfriend?

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 7 months ago

    He should not have mentioned knowing her, etc. Sooner or later Nicole will find out. Then bad news for him.

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    Maswartz  7 months ago

    Oh my god is there anyone this family doesn’t know?

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    locake  7 months ago

    Marcy has known Marcus a long time. How did she not know he was dating a famous singer?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  7 months ago

    It is good to meet people who do not bear grudges.

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    beady.el  7 months ago

    Funny, though that seems like the sort of thing Marcy would know

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    fourteenpeeves  7 months ago

    To Infinity and Beyonce !!

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    Rhetorical_Question   7 months ago

    Amazing! Does Nicole know this?

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    aerilim  7 months ago

    This Philly altern universe keeps getting smaller by the minute…

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    oakie817  7 months ago

    cue the dark ambient music with discordant overtones which, although broadly tonal, is inflected with chromatic and polytonal passages representing the archetypal example of a florid, melodramatic style without being interpreted as an overly heavy-handed metaphor within the context of the thematic material a bit on the frenetic and frantic side with interesting rhythmic devices which seem to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor utilizing a novel imaging technique known as positron emission tomography and the spontaneous nondenominational conceptions by expansively recontextualizing liminal narratives of colonic hydrotherapy

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    alanoodle  7 months ago

    Awkwaaaarrrrrrd!

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    Guy Steele Premium Member 7 months ago

    Oh, this is fantastic! Topical, yet different, and it makes perfect sense within its own universe. The relationships and stories in JumpStart are rich and tangled and interesting. In this respect I am reminded of the Doonesbury universe. (An important difference, to me at least, is that JumpStart has a mostly happy, mostly sensible family at its center.)

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