Scary Gary by Mark Buford for May 14, 2024

Leopold, why not make Beatrice your lab assistant??!!

ROFL

Gosh, she’s both persistent and insistent.

I don’t need no stinking lab assistant.

Beatrice seems to have Papillary Thyroid Carcinoma (PTC), also known as Little Orphan Annie eyes.

Beatrice is quick and light on her feet.

Leopold should introduce Beatrice to his parents. I’m sure they’ll love her

Leo, couldn’t you just have a model railroad in the basement like a normal suburbanite?

Bad boys, bad boys! What’cha gonna do when she comes for you!?

Handsome AND Evil! What’s not to love???