So are the other 2 snakes naked also
I don’t believe their curves suits that dress.
Or on the shoulder ones either.
Or high heels.
And there is nothing to hold a stretchy tank top or spaghetti strap top in place either.
That dress is off-the-everything!
STELLA!! (I just had to.)
A tube sock with the toe cut off might work…
Dumb
You can’t claim it’s false advertising – it is off-the-shoulder!
How would a snake wear a shouldered dress, not having shoulders? Stick with tube socks.
The only way to keep anything on is with a garter belt.
or gloves
Or on-the-shoulder dresses for that matter. No shoulders.
Maybe if you used suspenders. Nah that would be suspending reality.
Body tape, that’s how they keep the b**bs from falling out.
Dana Summers
April 03, 2015
suv2000 6 months ago
So are the other 2 snakes naked also
Botulism Bob 6 months ago
I don’t believe their curves suits that dress.
TStyle78 6 months ago
Or on the shoulder ones either.
Zykoic 6 months ago
Or high heels.
PoodleGroomer 6 months ago
And there is nothing to hold a stretchy tank top or spaghetti strap top in place either.
The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago
That dress is off-the-everything!
Gameguy49 Premium Member 6 months ago
STELLA!! (I just had to.)
Just-me 6 months ago
A tube sock with the toe cut off might work…
MrTerry1946 6 months ago
Dumb
waltermgm 6 months ago
You can’t claim it’s false advertising – it is off-the-shoulder!
poppacapsmokeblower 6 months ago
How would a snake wear a shouldered dress, not having shoulders? Stick with tube socks.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 6 months ago
The only way to keep anything on is with a garter belt.
oakie817 6 months ago
or gloves
sperry532 6 months ago
Or on-the-shoulder dresses for that matter. No shoulders.
cuzinron47 6 months ago
Maybe if you used suspenders. Nah that would be suspending reality.
CrzyDyeman 6 months ago
Body tape, that’s how they keep the b**bs from falling out.