Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 31, 2024

Surprised Musk hasn’t laid Bob off.

Makes me wonder what Pig thinks the X-Men are.

Looks like an example of the pot calling the kettle black…Dan aka…

No, Lou, what is the guys name!!!!

What Musk has done to Twitter is a scandal. You might call it “Elongate”.

That’s it! I’m having porkchops for dinner tonight! :D

X marks the spot?!

I like “a few letters short of a keyboard.” But I’ll stick with “doesn’t have both oars in the water.”

I think Pig is.

Who’s on first, pig?

On behalf of Bobs everywhere, I object to the use of Bob to denote idiots.

I hope Musk is keeping Neighbor Bob supplied with plenty of gruntles. There’s nothing worse than a disgruntled X employee.

Was “few letters short of a keyboard” a saying before? I’m using this from now on.

Hey Pig look in the mirror.

Is there any way to X-plain this to Pig so he gets it?

He gets paid overtime when he works X-tra

It’s the X owner that’s a few bases short of an infield.

Thanks Steph

Surprised of the lack of Musk envy expressed…

… who’s on first?

Hu’s on first?

Rat and Pig live together. Talking about odd couples!

Homophones can be really confusing, especially when it comes to conversing.

Maybe he was fired from Twitter and got a new job elsewhere?

I have nothing against Musk. I actually think the man is brilliant, but I sure didn’t understand him changing the name Twitter to X. Weird and definitely confusing.

That’s a capital X to you bub!

I smell a new Who’s on X? comedy routine coming.

Are you Xitting me?

He’s a stenographer keyboard in a QWERTY world.

X marks the spot! Press X! Oh wait, I closed the window. Oops.

Abbott and Costello used to do routines like that.

The only people who call Twitter X are Elon Musk and guys who want to sleep with Elon Musk.

Who’s on first…

Get with the program, Pig.

Rat would have hit Pastis in a fifth frame.

“Few letters short of a keyboard”. LMAO, I’m gonna have to use that in the future.