Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for June 23, 2024

This honestly brings back to mind a childhood fantasy I once had about what it’d be like to actually be inside a washing machine and dryer while they’re running. I figured they’d be like rides at an amusement park: we always had top-loader washers, I imagined being inside that would be like being on a tilt-a-while or swing-a-majig. A front-loader dryer would probably be a lot more painful though.

And no, my childhood naivete did not even take into considering being in the washer would probably lead to drowning, or being in the dryer would probably cook you.

Lame.

Never push a lone wolf. Never spit into the wind. Don’t go pulling on Superman’s cape.

Ooh Kevin , he might be a lone wolf, but you poked a bear.

Where’s your designated tiger

He could try cross-country running. Yea he’d be on the school team, but it might be more to his liking than baseball. Plus since he’s tall and thin, he’d probably be good at it.

Wrestling, long as he takes on smaller opponents….

Kevin! For once, think before you open your mouth!

Kyle will only play sports if Kevin is the ball.

He should try it out since he threw him at the perfect trickshot.

Nice break from the zombies

Kevin Ball—the Olympic version of Calvin Ball.

Any relation to Calvinball?

Nothin’ but dumpster.

Time for the admin to step in and block this PITA.