“It’s hard to go wrong with Arial Bold in basic black! And just wait until those WW II searchlights find the Bandelorian bombers as they make a simulated attack run—”
What, you were expecting Crankshaft himself to appear in this strip two days in a row? Oh, you poor, naive optimists.
So, I guess we’re to assume that over the past four weeks Masonne Jarre and Dinkleberg selected some “weird, atonal, and dissonant music” by Claude Barlow, purchased the rights, had a studio orchestra record said music, and slapped it on the Starsux Jones film print in time for this week’s premiere? Sure, makes perfect sense.
Hey, where’s Mrs. Mason Jaw? She wasn’t showing the last time she appeared, but this would be the perfect cliched moment for her to be nine months along and due to pop.
The Crankshaft Days and Winkerbean N̶i̶g̶h̶t̶s̶ Weeks continue.
Glory hog Harry Dinkle isn’t front and center at the premier yet? Will he be arriving at the red carpet event via throne atop a parade float? (Oh, how I hate him)
wherescrankshaft 5 months ago
Where’s Crankshaft? Is he in that crowd?
Bill Thompson 5 months ago
That ticking we heard yesterday? It was a time bomb! And it’s about to go off!
B UTTONS 5 months ago
It is amazing what a box of 120 color crayons can do, especially with the vapor budget you gave us.
Bill Thompson 5 months ago
“It’s hard to go wrong with Arial Bold in basic black! And just wait until those WW II searchlights find the Bandelorian bombers as they make a simulated attack run—”
(Insert Marvin-the-Martian style earth-shattering kaboom)
“Chinbeard, you should have put more simulation and less attack in those bombers!”
J.J. O'Malley 5 months ago
What, you were expecting Crankshaft himself to appear in this strip two days in a row? Oh, you poor, naive optimists.
So, I guess we’re to assume that over the past four weeks Masonne Jarre and Dinkleberg selected some “weird, atonal, and dissonant music” by Claude Barlow, purchased the rights, had a studio orchestra record said music, and slapped it on the Starsux Jones film print in time for this week’s premiere? Sure, makes perfect sense.
Cat Next Door 5 months ago
Wow, the place looks great. Nice artwork today Mr. Davis.
Blu Bunny 5 months ago
Wait till you see the bill for putting that stuff up there.
Kiba65 5 months ago
I see all the critics made it, or am I missing a few???
Blu Bunny 5 months ago
Wow a camera crew interviewing people asking why you all dressed up and here?
Bill Thompson 5 months ago
Hey, where’s Mrs. Mason Jaw? She wasn’t showing the last time she appeared, but this would be the perfect cliched moment for her to be nine months along and due to pop.
Bill Thompson 5 months ago
But first, Harry Dinkle appears to accept Mason Jaw’s overblown praise for writing and conducting the score.
Gent 5 months ago
What they done? They not even cleans up those giant cobwebs in the wall.
Hamady Sack Premium Member 5 months ago
Land of the Smirks.
mn4nu 5 months ago
Is that the lady who should have jumped off the Hollywood sign?
Fetzee 5 months ago
Mason Jarr needs to be stuffed into a jar
Mopman 5 months ago
Is that Dead St. Lisa being interviewed? Or at least her ghost?
DawnQuinn1 5 months ago
No. He got tired of all you guys trashing him and went to read a comic book. lol
WilliamVollmer 5 months ago
It’s your premiere at a theater where you are at least an investor. Didn’t you at least help the kids find somebody to stage it?
ladykat 5 months ago
They have worked hard on that theatre.
puddleglum1066 5 months ago
I’m still wondering when the “cease and desist” order from Disney will arrive.
rbrt6956 5 months ago
We will probably see him in the audience at some point in the next two weeks.
lemonbaskt 5 months ago
i said they would be back at the theater this week do i win a no prize from the marvel bullpen ?
Out of the Past 5 months ago
Oh crap
fourteenpeeves 5 months ago
There’s only one tuxedo in t he whole town.
As soon as the movie lights go out,every man in the audience gets to wear it for 15 minutes apiece
kathleenhicks62 5 months ago
Where is Crankshaft? This is boring!
Where's The Pizza Box Monster? 5 months ago
Where’s The Pizza Box Monster? We need him to liven things up!
CsRoberto2854 5 months ago
(cs suffers BRAIN DAMAGE! and puts a gun to his head because of how f*#&@#g stupid this strip is)
CsRoberto2854 5 months ago
Oh hey Marianne Winters is back after 2 long years of not appearing
lemonbaskt 5 months ago
will that guy jff try to get the cast to autograph his omnibus and if they dont creepy kid ghost will untie there shoelaces ?
CsRoberto2854 5 months ago
If there was a god, Dan Davis would’ve been fired from his job at Andrews McMeel
but alas, He still steals from Chuck Ayers
be ware of eve hill 5 months ago
The Crankshaft Days and Winkerbean N̶i̶g̶h̶t̶s̶ Weeks continue.
Glory hog Harry Dinkle isn’t front and center at the premier yet? Will he be arriving at the red carpet event via throne atop a parade float? (Oh, how I hate him)
gammaguy 5 months ago
How much did it cost to hire that “crowd”?
fourteenpeeves 5 months ago
Hey,that town hasn’t had a movie premiere since BELA LUGOSI MEETS A BROOKLYN GORILLA !!