Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 17, 2024

Having one of those days, are we?

No, thank you. I will also decline to participate in the pictured piercing by bird bill.

He should’ve ducked.

“The Foie gras in this place is absolutely atrocious!”

“That’ll buff right out.”

I’m amazed that PEZ dispensers are still being manufactured, and with the heads of current media characters! Are famous international terrorists some of those heads?

…must be his Catholic upbringing…

…you suck my blood like a leach…

…you break the law and preach…

…Screw my brain till it hurts…

…You’ve taken all my money – you still want more…

…Misguided old mule…

…With your pigheaded rules

…With your narrow – minded cronies who are fools of the first division…

…You’re a monster…

….Your heart’s an empty hole…

…Your brain is full of spiders…

…you’ve got garlic in your soul…

…I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole…

…. But don’t forget, men…

…we’re gonna get ‘em on the run…

…we’re gonna go, go, go, go! …

…and we aren’t going to stop until we go over that goal line! …

….And don’t forget, men…

…today is the day we’re gonna win…

Hyenas (along with vultures) perform a valuable service in nature by recycling the dead animal parts. Fortunately, no hyenas (or vultures) were harmed in the drawing of this cartoon.

Did you want the Pez-headed hyenas to be freshly loaded with Pez first? They cannot dispense wisdom unless this is done first.

And kick me in the ankles. That is the worst.

Well, loam is where the heart is.

The breakup was not without some emotional reaction …

You’ll be hearing from the Pez headed hyenas have rights too committee.

That’s what happens when you have too much trouble with your TPS report.

Pez-headed hyena… now I HAVE to draw that!

Pez it and follow the leader Mr. Prez.

Remindful of Gus saying “A man who wouldn’t cheat for a poke don’t want one bad enough” …!

( quote from Lonesome Goose …er…um )

Serve it for someone you don´t like.

are there hyena headed Pez dispensers?

Death wish.

This of English is from more advanced lesson. Somebody please to be helping me in hardness of study.

(Sometimes when I get stumped, I fall back of Vlad, who, I admit, is getting a little tired of it.)

I’m having a bad case of writer’s block today. Could some make a comment for me?

Thanks in advance,

Your pal,

Rotifer

Well, that’s one way to say it. On the other finger puppet, you could have just said No, thank you.

“duck ON”

Perhaps make it into rectangular pellets and insert them into the hyenas.

LeveL okay EvE.

Um… T…P…S…

I’d like to vie a bowel, please, Vanna.

…wages against housework?…

…not according to Frog Applause’s home football team’s kicker…

…dog says barefoot and pregnant…

…and those are football pants…

…not girly tights…

…those that agree as "aye…

…those that disagree say hey Willie Mays…

…the remains of my weekly screw up…

…(a comment on a comment …

…once finished to be posted here…

…now deleted by clumsy fingers and a soul sucking phone processor)…

…it is not just about the soul…

…the vessel it, too, is part of it…

…there is more gravy than grave about you…

…I don’t let MS define me…

…and while…

…dear God…

…deliver me from temptation…

…may now be passe…

…they condemn me to being colorblind …

…while showing me rainbows…

…we must each meet our fate…

…while saying don’t forget about free will …

…get back to smoking cigarettes in the waiting room…

…it is also shouted …

…complacent women seldom make history…

…conform!!!…

…let’s drill into our opponent’s skull…

…and feed him his own brain…

…and we cheer…

…because that is what they are doing to us…

…I’ve climbed trees…

…worked a forklift in a giant freezer…

…pulled dead dear off the side of the road…

….I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe…

…Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion…

…I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate…

……All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain…

…and in the end…

…the love you take…

…is equal to the love you make…

…whispers the invisible man in the corner…

….vN…..v..Flat out

Bottle Goose Neck.

Give um the goose’s Adams snapple.

Snap his neck.

Apples and Snapple® flavored o ring.

RIP rest in Peace VanWinkle.

…whew…!

Gay and Grey.