Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for June 30, 2024

One way to get him to ash his hair.

Fair’s fair.

Boys.

You should have done this back when Miles was bald Kevin.

The troll doll style.

Never challenge someone that has no sense of pride, and hates to lose.

One time I was four inches tall. What about Kevin talking about Harold Ackerman?

Channeling Don King.

I’m with Kevin! The hair does not count!

HA HA Ha

I’d say that hair doesn’t count as part of your height. I measure up to the forehead.

i thought they were gonna get the van today ?

Eraserhead.

Ah, the Jimmy Neutron style!

Get Lio in there!

I thought you were supposed to press down with the ruler so that bushy hair wouldn’t distort the reading.

The height of competition. A clean sweep?

Kevin’s mom seems like an SNL type. I could see her rolling her eyes in disgust and saying something like, “You don’t have a mustache, Beldar…you look more like Connie!” Whether Kevin understood it would depend on how late he stayed up on weekends…

Thought a man-bun was bad, until Kevin invented the he-hive.

Miles: “I’m 3 inches taller!” Me: So?

Lol. Now I’m curious—can textured hair do the shampoo shape thing like caucasian hair can?

Compromise: Half the hair length.