The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 06, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  6 months ago

    Salesman ain’t all its cracked up to be.

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    rekam Premium Member 6 months ago

    Better stop using it at this point.

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    forget the king’s horses and men, just hire a clever pitchman!

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    SHIVA  6 months ago

    So, the egg came before the chicken!!!

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    Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago

    They’re not buying it. The yolk’s on him.

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    The Reader Premium Member 6 months ago

    Look girls! What a cute little fellow! Don’t you just want to set on him?

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    It’s a good thing he’s not selling the Hair Club for men.

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    He must be hard boiled!

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    a sage  6 months ago

    Egg-scrutiating.

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    And they’re thinking that he laid an egg with his sales pitch.

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    Kornfield Kounty  6 months ago

    Humpty had a ‘great fall’ sales quarter.

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    ksu71  6 months ago

    Peanuts on D-Day: gocomics.Com/peanuts/2024/06/06

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    phritzg Premium Member 6 months ago

    On weekends in summer, you’ll see him running a shell game on the tourists in Atlantic City.

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    Direwolf  6 months ago

    Sure, no credit to all the kings horses and all the kings men.

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    Slowly, he turned...  6 months ago

    Didn’t Mr Dumpty have a great fail? … oh, fall… that’s right.

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    Prey  6 months ago

    Don´t fall for it, it´s not all it´s cracked up to be – and I bet it´s a shell company.

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    Seth down  6 months ago

    I cracked up when I read this

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    PraiseofFolly  6 months ago

    The avian counterpart to Benjamin Button.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 6 months ago

    Being in sales sure got me out of my shell.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  6 months ago

    If they’re short on cash, they can always put it on layaway.

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    uniquename  6 months ago

    So he started as a rooster? How do they know it will work for hens?

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 6 months ago

    He’s just trying to exploit the dumb clucks. ;-p

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    philwinn  6 months ago

    funny

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    oish  6 months ago
    product claims may be eggstremely egg-zaggerated
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    Old27F20  6 months ago

    This is EGG-zactly what the ladies need!! I know, I can hear ya’all groaning from here.

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    PoodleGroomer  6 months ago

    You will feel soft downy yellow feathers and a rejuvenated cloaca in a week

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    And, we have found a way to get rid of all the clear yucky stuff.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 6 months ago

    Should’a’ been “eggstraordinaire.”

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    Lablubber   6 months ago

    Is this a young wives tale?

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    Digital Frog  6 months ago

    Turns out it was just a shell company.

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    6turtle9  6 months ago

    Ahhhhh, a shell game, eh?

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    Chris Sherlock  6 months ago

    All the rejuvenation cream does is turn you into a shell of your former self.

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