The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for June 06, 2024

Salesman ain’t all its cracked up to be.

Better stop using it at this point.

forget the king’s horses and men, just hire a clever pitchman!

So, the egg came before the chicken!!!

They’re not buying it. The yolk’s on him.

Look girls! What a cute little fellow! Don’t you just want to set on him?

It’s a good thing he’s not selling the Hair Club for men.

He must be hard boiled!

If it was possible to reverse aging, I could get into Disney World for free.

Egg-scrutiating.

And they’re thinking that he laid an egg with his sales pitch.

Humpty had a ‘great fall’ sales quarter.

Peanuts on D-Day: gocomics.Com/peanuts/2024/06/06

On weekends in summer, you’ll see him running a shell game on the tourists in Atlantic City.

Sure, no credit to all the kings horses and all the kings men.

Didn’t Mr Dumpty have a great fail? … oh, fall… that’s right.

Don´t fall for it, it´s not all it´s cracked up to be – and I bet it´s a shell company.

I cracked up when I read this

The avian counterpart to Benjamin Button.

Being in sales sure got me out of my shell.

If they’re short on cash, they can always put it on layaway.

So he started as a rooster? How do they know it will work for hens?

He’s just trying to exploit the dumb clucks. ;-p

funny

product claims may be eggstremely egg-zaggerated

This is EGG-zactly what the ladies need!! I know, I can hear ya’all groaning from here.

You will feel soft downy yellow feathers and a rejuvenated cloaca in a week

And, we have found a way to get rid of all the clear yucky stuff.

Should’a’ been “eggstraordinaire.”

Is this a young wives tale?

Turns out it was just a shell company.

Ahhhhh, a shell game, eh?

All the rejuvenation cream does is turn you into a shell of your former self.