Salesman ain’t all its cracked up to be.
Better stop using it at this point.
forget the king’s horses and men, just hire a clever pitchman!
So, the egg came before the chicken!!!
They’re not buying it. The yolk’s on him.
Look girls! What a cute little fellow! Don’t you just want to set on him?
It’s a good thing he’s not selling the Hair Club for men.
He must be hard boiled!
Egg-scrutiating.
And they’re thinking that he laid an egg with his sales pitch.
Humpty had a ‘great fall’ sales quarter.
Peanuts on D-Day: gocomics.Com/peanuts/2024/06/06
On weekends in summer, you’ll see him running a shell game on the tourists in Atlantic City.
Sure, no credit to all the kings horses and all the kings men.
Didn’t Mr Dumpty have a great fail? … oh, fall… that’s right.
Don´t fall for it, it´s not all it´s cracked up to be – and I bet it´s a shell company.
I cracked up when I read this
The avian counterpart to Benjamin Button.
Being in sales sure got me out of my shell.
If they’re short on cash, they can always put it on layaway.
So he started as a rooster? How do they know it will work for hens?
He’s just trying to exploit the dumb clucks. ;-p
funny
This is EGG-zactly what the ladies need!! I know, I can hear ya’all groaning from here.
You will feel soft downy yellow feathers and a rejuvenated cloaca in a week
And, we have found a way to get rid of all the clear yucky stuff.
Should’a’ been “eggstraordinaire.”
Is this a young wives tale?
Turns out it was just a shell company.
Ahhhhh, a shell game, eh?
All the rejuvenation cream does is turn you into a shell of your former self.
Yakety Sax 5 months ago
Salesman ain’t all its cracked up to be.
rekam Premium Member 5 months ago
Better stop using it at this point.
ronaldspence 5 months ago
forget the king’s horses and men, just hire a clever pitchman!
SHIVA 5 months ago
So, the egg came before the chicken!!!
Ratkin Premium Member 5 months ago
They’re not buying it. The yolk’s on him.
The Reader Premium Member 5 months ago
Look girls! What a cute little fellow! Don’t you just want to set on him?
Bilan 5 months ago
It’s a good thing he’s not selling the Hair Club for men.
iggyman 5 months ago
He must be hard boiled!
a sage 5 months ago
Egg-scrutiating.
nosirrom 5 months ago
And they’re thinking that he laid an egg with his sales pitch.
Kornfield Kounty 5 months ago
Humpty had a ‘great fall’ sales quarter.
ksu71 5 months ago
Peanuts on D-Day: gocomics.Com/peanuts/2024/06/06
phritzg Premium Member 5 months ago
On weekends in summer, you’ll see him running a shell game on the tourists in Atlantic City.
Direwolf 5 months ago
Sure, no credit to all the kings horses and all the kings men.
Slowly, he turned... 5 months ago
Didn’t Mr Dumpty have a great fail? … oh, fall… that’s right.
Prey 5 months ago
Don´t fall for it, it´s not all it´s cracked up to be – and I bet it´s a shell company.
Seth down 5 months ago
I cracked up when I read this
PraiseofFolly 5 months ago
The avian counterpart to Benjamin Button.
Jeffin Premium Member 5 months ago
Being in sales sure got me out of my shell.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 5 months ago
If they’re short on cash, they can always put it on layaway.
uniquename 5 months ago
So he started as a rooster? How do they know it will work for hens?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 5 months ago
He’s just trying to exploit the dumb clucks. ;-p
philwinn 5 months ago
funny
oish 5 months ago
Old27F20 5 months ago
This is EGG-zactly what the ladies need!! I know, I can hear ya’all groaning from here.
PoodleGroomer 5 months ago
You will feel soft downy yellow feathers and a rejuvenated cloaca in a week
zeexenon 5 months ago
And, we have found a way to get rid of all the clear yucky stuff.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 5 months ago
Should’a’ been “eggstraordinaire.”
Lablubber 5 months ago
Is this a young wives tale?
Digital Frog 5 months ago
Turns out it was just a shell company.
6turtle9 5 months ago
Ahhhhh, a shell game, eh?
Chris Sherlock 5 months ago
All the rejuvenation cream does is turn you into a shell of your former self.