Pickles by Brian Crane for June 05, 2024

Actually, what he would really like is some help to get up off the floor.

Let’s have a competition?

That’s about my sit-up limit.

The joke: How do you make a man do sit ups? Put the remote control between his toes. Don’t flame on me! I didn’t write it! :D

Help, I sat on the floor, and forgot to plan for how I’m going to get up.

Actually as far as I remember, situps just strengthen belly, not eliminating the fat.

I need to do one of those sit-ups too!

One step at a time, Earl! You got this!

Call Life Alert: “Help! I’ve gotten down on the floor and I can’t sit up!”

That’s just too much bologna.

OH GOOD GRIEF…… how ’bout a KNUCKLE sandwich.?

Needs Opal to pin those legs of his down. (Or better yet: Just pin HIM !)

Yeah, she’ll grab you a sausage McMuffin sandwich

LOL

You’ll have to get yourself up off the floor to earn a sandwich.

Achieving unity with the floor.

I never get down any longer without seriously considering how I can get back up

Attaboy Earl……….never give up!

One’ll do. Don’t wanna overdo it. ;)

ah…so this is what they mean by “baby steps”?

Looks like she needs to lose some weight too.

When you get down on the floor, make sure you have a good solid plan in place for getting back up.

What do you expect from the Earl of Sandwich?

I read that after a certain age people should lie down on the floor and get up again 3 times daily – preferably without using hands to get back up. I don’t remember the age, but it must be before the person can’t do it anymore.