Close to Home by John McPherson for June 05, 2024

What kind of mollusk?

If those were the only choices, I think I’d opt for dust mite. They can’t live very long, and maybe the next time around, the position of house cat would be available.

Well at least you get to laugh a lot if you choose the hyena.

It takes many perfect lives to be allowed to be a cat.

Opt for something that doesn’t get fixed…

Reintarnation is coming back as a hillbilly.

Ah, Bleeb is back!

Oooh Aardvark! … I wanna be an Aardvark!

Ya gotta kick the bucket early to get prime reincarnation choices… like the saying goes ‘Ya snooze, ya loose.’

I’ll take the Jeff Bezos position please.

And the cockroach position is given at the other gate.

Bah, I don’t want to be a cat, I want to be a cliff swallow.

Can I go on the waiting list?

Anything but a maga should be fine.

We have a lot of unfilled dung beetle positions and a lot of people with matching karma levels assuming they’d be cats .

Hyenas are a barrel of laughs.

How about coming back as a carnation?

Still all more preferable than a member of the US house of representives

I’ll take elephant.

Two Bleebs??? It must be cousin Norwat hanging out by the gate. We know Bleeb has a thing for skirts. Don’t get into trouble up there, Bleeb! :)

I would prefer a dolphin! If there is such a thing.

How about a lobster? I heard they have it made.

If those are the choices I’ll take Hyena.

I wouldn’t mind being hyena if it was female.

As a hyena do i play a part in anew lion king movie?

Reincarnation applies to pantheistic religions, Heaven and Hell apply to theistic religion, once someone is in Heaven they wouldn’t want to come back here anyway.

Drats!

I want to come back as one of my own dogs.

This is Very Funny — LOLOL

If it’s an endless cycle of reincarnation as something else, I think I’d take the dust mite. You won’t be there for long, then you’ll get to choose again.