Herman by Jim Unger for June 11, 2024

Hard to say.

He’s about to get an IPO – Invasive Pain Ordeal.

Well you see, Dr. Szell..

I can make it up to you. I can sell you a boat.

I never met any rich dentists (high stress job, high overhead expenses), so I can imagine that losing money on a stock market investment would NOT be tolerable for most. :P

Anyone who willingly gives their money to people who call themselves a “Broker”, deserves to be poor.

Oh I bet that’s going to hurt…

“Is it safe?”

Love Robin Williams’ comment about Bernie Madoff “Was his NAME not a CLUE?”

Probably not enough novacane in the world for this one.

You are going to feel a little pinch…

This may not go well.

Is it safe? (Name that film)

‘Uh-oh’ thinks the patient

This is why I pick a barber who has the same political opinions as I do.

love the spit bowl!

Ooh, a new #1 on the list of things you don’t want to hear your dentist say when he’s about to drill.

Oh oh!

You just have to be patient. Don’t panic. Don’t look at it every day.

Let it ride. Most stocks will come back.

He should have taken his stock advice from the fortune teller

Never give financial advice to your dentist, surgeon or plumber.

I’m sorry, but we need to get this work done today. I’m out of local anesthetic but it will be in tomorrow.

The fault is also with you. Taking investment advice from someone who isn’t smart enough to avoid going a dentist he’s given bad investment advice. A person who is highly capable of torture.

Oh and there goes all your wisdom teeth.

“I am switching dentists after this "

Small talk with a drill, hope he remembered the novocaine.

That looks like a lobster fork he’s got there.