Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 10, 2024

He stuck those in his ears, so he won’t have to tell yakker where he can stick his speech.

Sounds like someone got an MBC degree. Masters in Business Clichés.

The speaker lost me at ‘’ROI metrics’’.

What we have here is a lack of communication. Because the speaker has nothing worth communicating (and Horace knows it).

You play it by ear.

Horace is in his happy place.

Funny, I do the same thing with my boss, if he is being particularly a nuisance, I point to my earbuds and mouth the words ’ I’m on the phone…’

This is basically gobbledegook, right?

I’m wondering what Horace, or anyone, does in that company.

multimedia extravaganza!

Low hanging fruit, Horace!

(… sorry for the corporate buzz-phrase… it actually hurt to type that! ツ…)

I saw the punchline coming.

What’s the buzz? Tell me what’s a-happening…

The Daily Cartoonist mentions the ‘sheep’ strip today, and I’m surprised he didn’t get it. It’s perfectly obvious that the sheep is reading bedtime stories to Horace, and she’s removed so that he gets political fairy stories instead.

He’s probably got “Wild Horses” and “A Horse With No Name” on a loop.

whaaa?

Must be an executive at the Buzzword Factory!

Blah blah blah blah blah blah, Rock on.

I need to leverage that paradigm!

These guys get paid by the buzzword. They don’t do enough research to use the words that already exist for processes they thought they invented.

Horace – perfect for a long career as a politician…!

I’ll circle back, and reach out to you.

Bizspeak makes my ears go numb.

Or earless wirebuds?