Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 31, 2024

The part where you caught me in bed with your sister.

What’s your name again?

Sounds like something came up short last night…

Why, the clown, of course.

You mean the VW full of clowns too?

“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not." Yoda

In about a month, she’d better hope she doesn’t remember what happened last night. Especially if something that is supposed to happen then, doesn’t happen.

He must have learned that in astronaut training. The UCD was developed during the Mercury program. The roll on cuff came in different sizes. Guess what size all of the astronauts picked first.

all three…!

“No Ring, no Circus…”

“For me it was the barrel stuffed with six Lithuanian midgets. "

“Sorry the trampoline didn’t work out. I didn’t mean to poke you in the eye with that.”

She: The one size fit all condoms…very loose on you peewee!!

if it doesn’t fit, you must let it slip

If it doesn’t fit, then you must quit.

Hilarious – sounds like a Night to Remember!

(Additional word bubble) “Good, she didn’t say anything about the snoring.”

When I was running the night shift in a 24-hour convenience store, a prank caller complained that a bargain-brand condom we’d sold didn’t fit, and said I ought to try every one of them on before offering them for sale.

The condom thing could have gone either way, but only one way was funny.

Forget all that to makes room for making new memories eh you naughty boy you.

What it can´t reach, it can spit.

“They do fit, just that it was cold last night.”

“With those shoes, I thought the clown would have a really big….foot….., and I thought clown strap-ons are limited to noses… Boy, was I wrong…..