Mother Goose and Grimm by Mike Peters for June 13, 2024

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  5 months ago

    …and the eyeshadow?

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    Kiba65  5 months ago

    I don’t want to talk about that bra that was found in my glove box….

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    WhatsTheJoke  5 months ago

    Scratching and clawing for anything that even vaguely resembles plausible deniability.

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    Yakety Sax  5 months ago

    ROFL

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    Doug K  5 months ago

    “… oh … ah … that? … That’s my lipstick. … See …”

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    Jeff0811  5 months ago

    If I were Hiram, I would have gone with, “Well funny thing, I thought it was Chapstick, and it turned out to be lipstick. Weird, huh babe?”

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    preacherman Premium Member 5 months ago

    Well, well, Hiram and Ms.Goose are a real item.

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    ctolson  5 months ago

    Good thing it wasn’t a pink G-string!

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    CaveCat87  5 months ago

    I thought it was because a girl kissed him on the lips while she was wearing lipstick.

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    Strawberry King  5 months ago

    “It’s not lipstick. It’s a cherry Tootsie Pop.”

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    ragsarooni  5 months ago

    Quick thinkin’ there,Hiram‼️

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    wildlandwaters  5 months ago

    don’t you mean beakstick??

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