…and the eyeshadow?
I don’t want to talk about that bra that was found in my glove box….
Scratching and clawing for anything that even vaguely resembles plausible deniability.
ROFL
“… oh … ah … that? … That’s my lipstick. … See …”
If I were Hiram, I would have gone with, “Well funny thing, I thought it was Chapstick, and it turned out to be lipstick. Weird, huh babe?”
Well, well, Hiram and Ms.Goose are a real item.
Good thing it wasn’t a pink G-string!
I thought it was because a girl kissed him on the lips while she was wearing lipstick.
“It’s not lipstick. It’s a cherry Tootsie Pop.”
Quick thinkin’ there,Hiram‼️
don’t you mean beakstick??
ʲᔆ 7 months ago
…and the eyeshadow?
Kiba65 7 months ago
I don’t want to talk about that bra that was found in my glove box….
WhatsTheJoke 7 months ago
Scratching and clawing for anything that even vaguely resembles plausible deniability.
Yakety Sax 7 months ago
ROFL
Doug K 7 months ago
“… oh … ah … that? … That’s my lipstick. … See …”
Jeff0811 7 months ago
If I were Hiram, I would have gone with, “Well funny thing, I thought it was Chapstick, and it turned out to be lipstick. Weird, huh babe?”
preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago
Well, well, Hiram and Ms.Goose are a real item.
ctolson 7 months ago
Good thing it wasn’t a pink G-string!
CaveCat87 7 months ago
I thought it was because a girl kissed him on the lips while she was wearing lipstick.
Strawberry King 7 months ago
“It’s not lipstick. It’s a cherry Tootsie Pop.”
ragsarooni 7 months ago
Quick thinkin’ there,Hiram‼️
wildlandwaters 7 months ago
don’t you mean beakstick??