Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 17, 2024

Well, the cook in the kitchen can always use them!!!

The eggs were happy because they all got laid tonight.

A lot of them think she’s doing an eggcellent job.

Oh, well…if she doesn’t get paid, she can still eat!

The audience doesn’t appear to be too eggsited.

One time there were five eggs altogether.

If she bombs, do they throw eggs at her?

Are they having a hen party?

Cheryl looks like Miss Prissy.

Perhaps wing it off to Buffalo.

As long as she doesn’t bomb.

Yet Cheryl always comes through in the clutch.

What do you expect when they pay her chickenfeed.

Cheryl Laid? I thought she was on Charlie’s Angels.

this is some hard-boiled comedy

The audience kept egging her on.

It looks like some mallards are cross-dressing.

If you lay eggs, comedy is probably not for you.

If those yolks didn’t go over, maybe the next one will…

tough audience. like walking on eggshells…

I hope the audience didn’t shell out too much for the tickets.

Dinner and a show.