Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for June 18, 2024

Play serfer music while you row.

Methinks the rower regimen would have greater benefits!!!

The Mrs. will be happy to wield the whip to make you row faster.

Seemed more appropriate for their marriage.

Probably works better.

Definitely cheaper.

In the original novel, Ben-Hur asks to be moved from side to side so his muscles develop equally. That’s the reason the commander liked him; Ben was thinking like a Roman.

So, it’s a stationary rower with a ticker to nowhere. Perfect.

Galleon? Should be galley. A galleon was a large sailling ship.

We Keep you alive to serve this ship.

Ramming Speed!!

“Row well, 47, and live!”

Rowing machines are good for the upper body, now he needs a Automated Rick Shaw to work his lower body.

Where’s the guy with the drum?

It is not the true experience without leg irons, like marriage.

It was either Peloton oar Galleon.

what…no whip??

Ramming speed!

What is he, a method actor? It might not be a bad form of exercise, but he’s going a little overboard with the slave attire.

Ha! You always wanted to go on a cruise…

Row faster. The captain wants to water ski.

Needs to be a class. I bet you could get thirty people in a class like spin class, fifteen to a side of the simulated ship. Switch sides halfway through the class.

He is powering the computer during the brownout.