Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 20, 2024

I’d rather have lawn mewing than lawn mowing.

Iced collie?

eww⠄⠄⠄

talk about ‘hair-o-the-dog’

covfefe

Pina Collina

Ninja Slob.

water-melon collie

If you hurt yourself while breaking up hard soil in your garden, will you have a pick nick?

If there’s a #3, it’s got to have “I scream.” (BTW, when was autocorrect summer #1?)

Like in the early days, when Microsoft’s speech recognition team’s software, given the prompt “recognize speech” produced “wreck a nice beach” instead.

Ginger Bush

In a heat wave like we’re having, I bet a lot of collies would appreciate being iced.

Nothing like a nice dip in the swilling pool.

Iced collie, melon collie, deck the halls with bowels of collie, fa la la la la la la la la.

I dunno…I’m thinkin’ the heatwave is gettin’ to ya, Mark)

Having a bunch of cats in your yard to mew is easier than mowing it.

Autocollect

this one is a scream. If you’ve ever struggled with auto-correct.

Beach comb…well, you have to imagine it.

I’d like to see something like this with computer expressions e.g. “Data breeches”, “IP” (someone urinating) etc.