Look, don’t get your hopes up on this, alright? He’s not going to jail cuz he’s a rich white guy who did crimes, which is the most american thing there is. There was no win from the muller report, russian collusion, the Ukraine quid pro quo, the impeachments, or the attempted coup; keep your expectations low.
Plus he can still be presdeedent even if he goes to jail and probably will be. biden is now acting more xenophobic on immigration to appeal to republicans since he’s lost the Muslim, youth, and general anti-genocide vote (free Palestine, defund israel).
democrats cannot out-republican republicans, EVER. They don’t want maga-lite, they want full maga. So just take up binge drinking or something, and maybe you can black out for the next 4 years.
President Biden is doing the right thing trying to stop the war in Iseral, protect the innocent and feed the people in the war-torn country who are only trying to survive and are not involved in the harming of anyone, and the decent Americans support his efforts. Neither side is without guilt.
He is going to fail his probation intake interview and mental health assessment so badly, never mind peeing in a cup, I’m certain the drug screen results will not be a big surprise!
I said from the beginning that if the jurors had an absolute bare rock minimum of intelligence, honesty, patriotism, and sanity, they would vote to convict Traitor Trump on all counts. Turns out they did!
We are all laughing at this, it’s funny, but he’s right here…he owns the courts, I fear voting will not matter, both he and his courts will make sure of that. He’s counting on democrats to just give up on the idea of voting for anyone other than him. He’s created enough hatred to turn our America into Russia,
cracker65 5 months ago
This is so accurate that it’s terrifying.
comixbomix 5 months ago
Need he tell them to raise them “upside down”?
And why is Calvin’s Dad telling Daring Donald he’s pooped his pants?
Decepticomic 5 months ago
Look, don’t get your hopes up on this, alright? He’s not going to jail cuz he’s a rich white guy who did crimes, which is the most american thing there is. There was no win from the muller report, russian collusion, the Ukraine quid pro quo, the impeachments, or the attempted coup; keep your expectations low.
Plus he can still be presdeedent even if he goes to jail and probably will be. biden is now acting more xenophobic on immigration to appeal to republicans since he’s lost the Muslim, youth, and general anti-genocide vote (free Palestine, defund israel).
democrats cannot out-republican republicans, EVER. They don’t want maga-lite, they want full maga. So just take up binge drinking or something, and maybe you can black out for the next 4 years.
think it through 5 months ago
President Biden is doing the right thing trying to stop the war in Iseral, protect the innocent and feed the people in the war-torn country who are only trying to survive and are not involved in the harming of anyone, and the decent Americans support his efforts. Neither side is without guilt.
robcarroll1213 5 months ago
The boy ex-President needs a severe spanking!
Space_cat 5 months ago
He is going to fail his probation intake interview and mental health assessment so badly, never mind peeing in a cup, I’m certain the drug screen results will not be a big surprise!
Wit Memo Premium Member 5 months ago
Next up: Donald teases Susie by getting the Supremes to reverse Griswold and outlaw contraception.
Serial Pedant 5 months ago
Too right, mate: it’s frightening when a nightmare becomes reality. But the last panel is almost believable.
JD_Rhoades 5 months ago
Laugh about the “outlaw” nonsense, but one well known MAGAt on The former bird site is repeatedly posting “I’m voting for the outlaw!” Pathetic.
Skeptical Meg 5 months ago
Who paid them?
Godfreydaniel 5 months ago
I said from the beginning that if the jurors had an absolute bare rock minimum of intelligence, honesty, patriotism, and sanity, they would vote to convict Traitor Trump on all counts. Turns out they did!
Kurtass Premium Member 5 months ago
Where does traitor trump hide his pistol? “Depends”.
Teto85 Premium Member 5 months ago
Spot fkn on.
braindead Premium Member 5 months ago
No Trump Disciple comments.
fritzoid Premium Member 5 months ago
Bottom row, panels 3 and 4: I’ve seen comments from people expressing exactly that reasoning.
eddi-TBH 5 months ago
“Wave that flag, pop the bag, skin the goat, learn to cope
Bell the rat, trap the cat, ball the jack, chew the fat
Read the signs, connect the lines, pay your fines, save your dimes
Pick up time, light the fuse, making time, pass the juice
Eat at days, hide in caves, pull the tooth, stretch the truth!"
Now we know! All of Trump’s speeches lately are his mishearing Grateful Dead songs 0n Adderall.
banjoAhhh! 5 months ago
Personally, I think The Donald had been drugged by his Team, to keep him from making any more stupid remarks that might get him tossed in the hooey.
carlosrivers 5 months ago
We are all laughing at this, it’s funny, but he’s right here…he owns the courts, I fear voting will not matter, both he and his courts will make sure of that. He’s counting on democrats to just give up on the idea of voting for anyone other than him. He’s created enough hatred to turn our America into Russia,
ElwoodP 5 months ago
We’ll see how this all turns out come November.