Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 14, 2024

Are you sure he’s not a cat?

ok⠄⠄⠄you know wha’cha did wrong, don’cha?

I don’t think he did it…..

This is why I’d rather have a tortoise in my backyard!!!

Should have kept him in his crate, of course.

He/She’s quick, you gotta admit that!

Very accurate

Now he has no time to feed you.

good thing doggie doesn’t belong to. the celebrated governor of South Dakota

As the new pet parent, he should have known better than to let the puppy out of his carrier unsupervised. Maybe a warning label on the carrier would have helped (although a guy might not bother to read it).

A friend is getting a puppy. Should I send this to her just as a subtle hint?

Feng shui?

Time for some training. Train him, puppy.

It’s:

1. paper

2. food

3. puppy

Now he’s made it his home.

Where do you keep the toilet paper rolls?

You can have a pristine house, or you can have a dog. Everything in life is a trade-off. I choose love on four paws.

Agent of chaos and havoc.

Separation anxiety is real!

a puppy is basically a baby or toddler, if you wouldn’t leave them alone then you shouldn’t leave a puppy alone

Another of the many reasons I have CATS.

Ninja puppy.

He should name the puppy “Wrecks”.

Ninja puppy.

That was our new puppy, day 1 and 2 and 3….

almost all of our dogs were “unadoptable” older dogs from the local shelter and we didn’t have these problems

My granddaughter brought home a stray cat. It was pregnant and gave birth to 6 kittens. I’m pretty sure Gremlins was inspired by kittens.

My pooch is a rescue pooch. She’d a very good pooch. Has never torn up things, chewed on things torn things……..