Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 01, 2024

I wondered what happened to mine.

Wouldn’t He have ‘un-created’ it?

He de-evolved it.

Who is this supposed to be? God? Darwin? Santa Clause?

“I was thinking of doing the same thing to politicians”

I wish I could un-invent my prostate …

Uninvent avocado pits while you’re at it

“ Hop on the scale. Let’s see how much Yahweh.”

And the belly button?

I wonder if the vericeps principal capacity was to aid elderly male urination.

Now Dave’s given hypochondriacs a new malady to complain about.

Does God have nipples?

I have some body parts I’d like to uninvent.