The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for July 11, 2024

Flinching the floatation device.

If it’s complimentary, it should be free.

Aren’t they supposed to be strapped in seatbelts?

WOW!

lookit all that legroom!

Yep! Even with three feet facing, there’s NO WAY one has that much legroom on a jet!

She might as well let him keep it. It looks like it’s become his companion pillow, now. Besides, who else would want to use a pillow that was embraced by Leroy?

Holding on to that pillow as comfort for someone who is terrified of flying.

“But … it’s My Pillow, now!”

Some compliment.

How can these jokers afford first class?

Pause for snarky remark from wife. :)

I remember pillows when we flew to London last year, but not on any of our domestic trips. :-(

Must have been a harrowing flight.

I’ve never known the airlines to insist on that, surprisingly.

Acts like it was his first flight.

Sure you can have it back, it wasn’t all complimentary anyway.

It’s Leroy’s emotional support pillow.

Complementary as in you’ll pay for it (at how many times it’s actual cost?) if you want to keep it. It’s a minor profit center for the airlines.

And that is why I don’t use the “complimentary pillow”.

It’s now a therapy pillow and no, you can’t have that 49 cent pillow back.

Leroy should be allowed to keep the pillow because he has to be with loretta