A Bantha Pudu smoothie? I think I’ll pass.
You can get them cold, or Luke-warm…
Can somebody tell me what that is coming out of the mens room?
The Js on the window were painted on backwards.
didn’t he used to be a partner in Pizza Hutt?
Or is the boss the only one who gets those?
Jabba Java too?!
It loses some of its punch when you’ve never seen a Jamba Juice, but at least the text clued me in to that background.
Ok, this one is clever. I’ll give you that.
Shouldn’t the store be Jabba Juice Hutt?
I’d stay away from the “Slavegirl Surprise”. It’s bound to choke you.
Loaded with vitamin R2-D2
Mental whipsaw time.
I read the words ‘slave girl’ and go WTF???
Then I see the context and I decide it’s cool…
Then I’m like WTF??? Is ‘slave girl’ ever okay?
Then I think, “Hey, they blew up an entire planet and that never bothered you.”
Fiction is hard.
I like their parfaits, they have Leias.
Clearly not the Juice Bar they were looking for.
On the side, ‘Hyper Drive motivator Espresso’
The choices should be numbered. Then you could just ask for Hutt 1, Hutt 2, etc.
Makes me wonder what you would find in a similar establishment run by Orenthal James Simpson.
I’ve got to Hans it to you, great pun.
So Jabba started a juice chain?
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Weird building shape, with the bar at one angle and the bathroom at an opposing angle – so all can be seen…
Jabba Desilijic Tiure just refurbished his Hutt recipe.
It’s the best juice. Hans down.
Sith and Spin? Think I’ll pass on that one, though it does remind me of the old put down of “Sit and Spin,” while flashing the old middle finger to the insulted.
Is this a Solo proprietorship?
I’m surprised that Jabba actually bothers to wash his hands, or is he just drying the pee off?
For some reason, Star Wars puns seem extra funny.
“Slave Girl” is now politically incorrect. It is now “Jabba’s Prisoner” Surprise.
Ahuehuete 8 days ago
A Bantha Pudu smoothie? I think I’ll pass.
fretlessman71 8 days ago
You can get them cold, or Luke-warm…
rekam Premium Member 8 days ago
Can somebody tell me what that is coming out of the mens room?
Ricky Bennett 8 days ago
The Js on the window were painted on backwards.
ronaldspence 8 days ago
didn’t he used to be a partner in Pizza Hutt?
Doug K 8 days ago
Or is the boss the only one who gets those?
iggyman 8 days ago
Jabba Java too?!
Quinn C 8 days ago
It loses some of its punch when you’ve never seen a Jamba Juice, but at least the text clued me in to that background.
Direwolf 8 days ago
Ok, this one is clever. I’ll give you that.
rdav1248961 Premium Member 8 days ago
Shouldn’t the store be Jabba Juice Hutt?
nosirrom 8 days ago
I’d stay away from the “Slavegirl Surprise”. It’s bound to choke you.
Steamboat307 8 days ago
Loaded with vitamin R2-D2
Differentname 8 days ago
Mental whipsaw time.
I read the words ‘slave girl’ and go WTF???
Then I see the context and I decide it’s cool…
Then I’m like WTF??? Is ‘slave girl’ ever okay?
Then I think, “Hey, they blew up an entire planet and that never bothered you.”
Fiction is hard.
P51Strega 8 days ago
I like their parfaits, they have Leias.
marco2205 8 days ago
Clearly not the Juice Bar they were looking for.
joe piglet Premium Member 8 days ago
On the side, ‘Hyper Drive motivator Espresso’
prrdh 8 days ago
The choices should be numbered. Then you could just ask for Hutt 1, Hutt 2, etc.
prrdh 8 days ago
Makes me wonder what you would find in a similar establishment run by Orenthal James Simpson.
patiodragon 8 days ago
I’ve got to Hans it to you, great pun.
proclusstudent 7 days ago
So Jabba started a juice chain?
SavannahJim Premium Member 7 days ago
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
FireAnt_Hater 7 days ago
Weird building shape, with the bar at one angle and the bathroom at an opposing angle – so all can be seen…
zeexenon 7 days ago
Jabba Desilijic Tiure just refurbished his Hutt recipe.
Lablubber 7 days ago
It’s the best juice. Hans down.
6turtle9 7 days ago
Sith and Spin? Think I’ll pass on that one, though it does remind me of the old put down of “Sit and Spin,” while flashing the old middle finger to the insulted.
Chris Sherlock 7 days ago
Is this a Solo proprietorship?
Buoy 7 days ago
I’m surprised that Jabba actually bothers to wash his hands, or is he just drying the pee off?
DaBump Premium Member 7 days ago
For some reason, Star Wars puns seem extra funny.
comicalUser 6 days ago
“Slave Girl” is now politically incorrect. It is now “Jabba’s Prisoner” Surprise.