Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 20, 2024

Bullseye!

With Andy, that had to be an empty though.

well, you gave him the idea – blame yourself shrug

He asked for it.

IF there’s a will, our Mr. Capp will find a … way!!!

;-P

Vintage Smythe stuff.

Assault against a police officer must carry a heavier penalty in the UK than one night in the cells.

Assault is seeing the perp. Battery is not seeing the attack. Andy committed battery.

This might count as entrapment.

Too bad, Andy, Alan’s not going to be lenient to you this time.

fixed it up

FIXED IT!

I had a good day in Ludlow yesterday with my friend Haydn. We visited two pubs. At the first pub, I had a glass of Rattler’s cider. The second pub we visited – and where we had a pub lunch – was Ye Olde Bull Ring Tavern which was built in 1365 and so is over six hundred years older than I am. I had steak and onion pie with mashed potatoes and vegetables. I also had a glass of Inch’s cider.

Whatta waste of a good can of beer! Unless Capp drinks it on the way downtown. And isn’t jumped by the big thugs in the Wagon

Looks like he had a ‘canning’ plan ;-D

I’d just beat him silly. Let him spend the night in the hospital.

Five years. FIVE YEARS!

For just one night Andy might try being a flasher give em the moon.

I actually wouldn’t arrest him as it gives him an out. Make him stay outside all night.

Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

how about now… :J

Our jail used to be free but now charges a nominal fee for each day. Iit’s refundable only if you’re found not guilty. Ah, the good old days!

That’ll do it, Andy.

How convenient to have ammo sitting on the front stoop just for this occasion.

I’d just throw Andy in the Canal. An overnight stay in the clinker is being too generous

Well, now I can arrest you…

Would hitting him with a beer can be assault with a friendly weapon considering how Andy feels about a can of suds?

Spoke too soon eh, bobby?? LOL!!

Alan… I know I’m late in saying this, but, don’t encourage him.

Now he can be arrested for assaulting an officer.

Now he has

Now he has .

Andy is apparently a problem solver,

Problem solved

You asked for it, you got it !