Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 22, 2024

Kids this is what happens when you don’t pay attention in class

I wonder what scale he is using?

Yes, yes God is.

Just because you do not see the reason does not mean that there is not one.

Extremophiles. The classic one we grew in college was Bacillus stearothermophilus.

One time it was 215 degrees altogether.

Life has evolved to survive in a vast array of different environments, from hostile to temperate.

Me never knews there be microscope in ancient times.

God is the One Heaven of an Architect.

No architect needed. It’s called “Abiogenesis”. Look it up. It’s fascinating.

For the water to get that hot the sun would have shining straight through the microscope in to the puddle like a laser beam.

Lots of hanky-panky going on in that puddle, it seems.

If someone/thing designed life, it is no more intelligent than the average state highway department.

Sea Monkeys!!

Can you have two or more hecks of something?

And God of wonders beyond our galaxy

You are holy, holy

The universe declares Your majesty

You are holy, holy

Third Day

This is just nice. Yes, He is an awesome architect, and all of his kids are delightful, even the grumpy ones.

As an engineer, one night conclude that Id is below sea level.

Maybe he’s in ancient Yellowstone

Isn’t 212 the temp at which water boils? Must be thermopiles that live in hot springs.

He really is. (braces for inevitable pushback)

A wizard paying homage to an imaginary friend? Now that’s weird.

just when I thought the Hart studios weren’t going to do any more proselytizing

He is, isn’t He?

Is Wizard sure, Henry didn’t sneeze and heat that water …… ;)

Yes, Yes He is.

Provide for every eventuality.

But water evaporates at 212 degrees

AMEN!!!