Free Range by Bill Whitehead for June 17, 2024

He’s the one with “whooping” cough.

What the flock is going on?

boy ain’t i happy to be retired now !

Shouldn’t these all be penguins?

Better take roll call first.

a real silly goose?

Another Flocking meeting !

The conference of the birds

The minutes read: “Honk, honk, honk,…”

“Wait a Minute I haven’t got my Coffee yet.”

They all have to crane their necks to see him speak.

“I gotta be me”.

That’s how humans look at meetings but they’re too cool to get it.

Now before we get to the minutes please remain standing and recite the prayer…

“I’m a bird, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.”

and don’t forget “Quondo Omni Flunkus Mortati”

“sounds like a cocktail party”…(ring a bell with anyone??)

A gaggle of googles.

Felson must be a whooping crane

Pay attention, Fast Eddie Felson talks quickly.

Can’t hear you, there’s too much honking going on.