the last time we went to a movie (which was a long time ago), my wife had her purse so filled up with popcorn and stuff, it was blatantly obvious to a blind man what she was doing!…(naturally, I refused to partake of her contraband during the movie…)
Happy to say that I can’t remember the last time any movie theater employee fussed with me or my wife over what we might be bringing in to the theater. My wife can carry a couple of candy bars from the supermarket or convenience store in her bag, and no one says boo. And it’s been a long time since I saw an usher (or as they sometimes called them in the olden times, a “matron”).
SHAKEDOWNCITY 6 months ago
"Cheek"aboom!
Ratkin Premium Member 6 months ago
Cheeky little fella, ain’t he?
Jeff0811 6 months ago
She had her eye on him for a long time. He was acting squirrely when he bought a ticket. (“Un Pleezh”.)
Doug K 6 months ago
He can’t answer.
He was taught not to talk with his mouth and cheeks filled.
The Orange Mailman 6 months ago
Lady, you let the possum and the kangaroo walk right in here without even checking.
backyardcowboy 6 months ago
Hey! Is that Ralph from Reality Check?
Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago
Nothing worse than a concession stand N@zi.
Lennia Machen Premium Member 6 months ago
KAREN ALERT!!!
Tachyon the Samurai 6 months ago
Maybe, he has the Mumps.
cuzinron47 6 months ago
It’s botox.
wildlandwaters 6 months ago
the last time we went to a movie (which was a long time ago), my wife had her purse so filled up with popcorn and stuff, it was blatantly obvious to a blind man what she was doing!…(naturally, I refused to partake of her contraband during the movie…)
Zen-of-Zinfandel 6 months ago
He was sent home to watch Nut-Flix
paullp Premium Member 6 months ago
Happy to say that I can’t remember the last time any movie theater employee fussed with me or my wife over what we might be bringing in to the theater. My wife can carry a couple of candy bars from the supermarket or convenience store in her bag, and no one says boo. And it’s been a long time since I saw an usher (or as they sometimes called them in the olden times, a “matron”).