the last time we went to a movie (which was a long time ago), my wife had her purse so filled up with popcorn and stuff, it was blatantly obvious to a blind man what she was doing!…(naturally, I refused to partake of her contraband during the movie…)
Happy to say that I can’t remember the last time any movie theater employee fussed with me or my wife over what we might be bringing in to the theater. My wife can carry a couple of candy bars from the supermarket or convenience store in her bag, and no one says boo. And it’s been a long time since I saw an usher (or as they sometimes called them in the olden times, a “matron”).
SHAKEDOWNCITY 11 days ago
"Cheek"aboom!
Ratkin 11 days ago
Cheeky little fella, ain’t he?
Jeff0811 11 days ago
She had her eye on him for a long time. He was acting squirrely when he bought a ticket. (“Un Pleezh”.)
Doug K 11 days ago
He can’t answer.
He was taught not to talk with his mouth and cheeks filled.
The Orange Mailman 11 days ago
Lady, you let the possum and the kangaroo walk right in here without even checking.
backyardcowboy 11 days ago
Hey! Is that Ralph from Reality Check?
Daltongang Premium Member 11 days ago
Nothing worse than a concession stand N@zi.
Lennia Machen Premium Member 11 days ago
KAREN ALERT!!!
tachyon4141 11 days ago
Maybe, he has the Mumps.
cuzinron47 10 days ago
It’s botox.
wildlandwaters 10 days ago
the last time we went to a movie (which was a long time ago), my wife had her purse so filled up with popcorn and stuff, it was blatantly obvious to a blind man what she was doing!…(naturally, I refused to partake of her contraband during the movie…)
Zen-of-Zinfandel 10 days ago
He was sent home to watch Nut-Flix
paullp Premium Member 10 days ago
Happy to say that I can’t remember the last time any movie theater employee fussed with me or my wife over what we might be bringing in to the theater. My wife can carry a couple of candy bars from the supermarket or convenience store in her bag, and no one says boo. And it’s been a long time since I saw an usher (or as they sometimes called them in the olden times, a “matron”).