Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 20, 2024

Marigold admiring herself is meaningful regardless.

Insecurity is just one of many possible reasons to drive a huge car.

And heaven knows, “meaningful” is… meaningful to a unique orn.

It’s better to have a reason to do it.

Run for Congress – then you could really say Nay, and run around in a tizzy all day…

“When in danger or in doubt—run in circles, scream and shout!”

Kids do that without needing an excuse.

So that’s what AE was made for.

Marigold has developed her insecurity panic attacks ever since her first one from March 29th, 2016.

“When in panic or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”

And we all know how deeply unicorns are into meaning.

I have tested this idea. I have sat quietly on a roller coaster, and then rode it again screaming and reacting. Screaming and reacting is much more fun.

So — a typical teenager, then (despite being much older chronologically).

<I’m back… AND ITS HOTTER THAN EVER

AI generated unicorns all have weird (and inelegant) hooves.

Dunno Phoebe. That orb has not “Shield of boringness”.

We humans have something similar. It was written up in the story " The Modified Stationary Panic" by Patrick McManus It describes what the writer does when, as an avid outdoorsman, he gets lost in the woods (and it’s laugh-out-loud funny).