I’ve got a guy. He does all the hard work for me. I would not be here without Him. He’s the only reason anyone can get in. Without Him no one can enter.
Spiritually. You must “bench 250” spiritually. Doing the heavy lifting on God’s path while you live in this temporal reality will help at the final judgement and the eternal reality.
Doug K 5 days ago
I’ve got a guy. He does all the hard work for me. I would not be here without Him. He’s the only reason anyone can get in. Without Him no one can enter.
Pharmakeus Ubik 5 days ago
One of the unadvertised “features” is that it’s like Hotel California, once you check in, you can never leave.
jasonsnakelover 5 days ago
One time I weighed 251.
Imagine 5 days ago
Grams, right?
jpsomebody 5 days ago
They only let in coaches that are notorious for pulling players out of the game?
Free or Not? Premium Member 5 days ago
Spiritually. You must “bench 250” spiritually. Doing the heavy lifting on God’s path while you live in this temporal reality will help at the final judgement and the eternal reality.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 5 days ago
Well, I was going to h*ll anyway…
bdpoltergeist Premium Member 5 days ago
did he wipe down the bench after using it?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 5 days ago
As the book says, blessed are the meek, not the weak!
kjnrun 5 days ago
I’m in big trouble……..
formathe 5 days ago
I imagine it’s far enough up that gravity doesn’t impact the barbells.
andersjg Premium Member 5 days ago
The meek shall not inherit the earth; stupidity will overwhelm it first.
wildlandwaters 5 days ago
and that is exactly why I keep exercising!
Richard S Russell Premium Member 5 days ago
Back when I weighed 250 I was capable of sitting on a bench. Does that qualify?
cuzinron47 5 days ago
Heaven’s not for wimps.
rugeirn 5 days ago
That’s not heaven.
rscjc 5 days ago
Does that mean women are not allowed?
wildlandwaters 5 days ago
…only the ones that are juiced…(think East Germany at the Olympics back a few decades…lol!)
[Unnamed Reader - c91c61] 5 days ago
He musta took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
geese28 5 days ago
1RPM 285
chromosome Premium Member 5 days ago
That version of Heaven wouldn’t have very many women.