Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 18, 2024

Ten plagues on you, pharaoh.

No, his owner is probably looking for him right now!

And we’ll be famous for All Eternity!!

I promise he won’t be a problem.

If it wasn’t for her, Moses could never have parted the Red Sea, nor could he have delivered those fifteen (oy), ten commandments for all to obey!

Just what I always wanted. My own little Hebrew. I will name him Moses, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him…

He’s trying to decide if this is pharaoh foul.

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

and he regretted ever saying yes…

What do you call Egyptologists who study royal Egyptian plumbing? Pharaoh Faucet Majors.

Okay. Just so long as there’s no boils or frogs involved.

And Pharaoh said, “Well, Bithiah, if you prove you can take care of him, you can have that little kitty you’ve been asking for.”

Is he housebroken?