Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for June 28, 2024

And that’s the truth of it

If this is one of those smoothies with fancy grass in it I think they taste exactly like grass, and that’s not a good thing. You’re not a plant, chlorophyll won’t help you.

Now for some protein.

His shirt is the same color as the smoothie.

Crullers and bits.

He’s a real smoothie, alright.

Good for you, Bub.

There is little difference between ‘energized’ and ‘motivated.’

“100% of your daily requirement of pond scum.” Keeps you regular. Very, very regular.

Cleveland police busted a place next to the airport where prostitutes used to take their customers. One guy was there eating Big Macs on his way home from work cause his wife had him on a diet.

I can’t remember the last time I saw him heading off to work!!!! I thought he was laid off or retired!!

Bravo Bubba.

A lot of obesity, cardiac issues in the US. You can make fun of healthful foods, but they’d be a big improvement in a lot of diets.

I eat pretty healthful. My problem is I tend to eat too much. Because I really enjoy eating. My point is you can eat what’s good for you and still get great pleasure from eating. Just requires a gradual change from butter, fried foods, sugars, etc.

We are not surprised.

I was there once upon a time. I was in transition from letting my taste buds dictate all that I ate to letting my brain and gut set the menus.