Cornered by Mike Baldwin for July 19, 2024

He’ll need a much heavier “fork lift” than standard issues.

I’m going to need a doggie bag. A big one!

If it was his date, RUN.

Bistro de’ Costco. Gastronomical!

It is all in the presentation.

I like it that it’s on a pallet. I wonder what would be served if he ordered a shrimp boat?

That would be me. My wife gets so embarrassed when I do.

If he pulls the old “I forgot my wallet” act on this date there will be no safe place to hide.

they’ll need a pallet cleanser…

Probably Jack Sprat’s wife!!!!!!

Does that include jumbo shrimp?

Ooh-ooh… me,me… over here!

On a serious note, I wanna know where that restaurant is!

And this is why they usually have the waiters bring it out, they can at least identify which table is number 42.

That’s my family when we eat at our favorite Mexican restaurant.

I used to share a house with someone that had a girlfriend with an extremely ‘healthy’ appetite. The amount she could put away was ridiculous. To make it even more annoying, she hardly put on any weight. There was one time when he took her out for a meal, he said afterwards that out of the £100 cost of the dinner, he probably ate £10 worth. Perhaps it was the meal being delivered in the cartoon

Not me.

Senryū du Jour:

Pallette’s the pits, but

armored artists need palettes.

And their sleep pallets.

— from Casting a Pall While Whetting One’s Appalling Palate by Paul N. Paulette

Not me — mine was the Mumbo-Jumbo Gumbo.

The waiter misspelled ‘platter’.

my type of resturant, where jumbo means a full sized portion

Must be Mr. Creosote.

you better eat the whole thing and if you dont you better not have the nerve to order dessert

It’ll leave “skid” marks in your underwear.

No, but after an 80 km bike ride I did consume an “Emperor’s Feast” at Benihana a few years ago.

We’re not welcome at the all you can eat buffet. :)

Bubba’s mid-day grub with grits on the side.

Before the next course, don’t forget to cleanse your pallet. This one smells like rotten meat.

Now THAT"S a meal I could go for……

Meals on wheels.

fork it over

When you’re here, you’re family! Or you’re about to have cardiac arrest..?

Doncha just love it when the ambience is shattered by DEET! DEET! DEET!….

“Poulet?”

JUMBO COMBO PALLETHAHAHAHAHAHA

Does the platter include Gumbo ?

Alas, poor Jumbo. He was a nice elephant.

’Muricans are drooling.

The amount of food waste is appalling & yet there are many people who go hungry.